This season is going $2 be fun!
Introducing the 2026 Promo schedule, $2 BEERS on Friday and Saturdays, Friday Night Happy Hours, AND FREE ice cream for kids on Sundays!
Full schedule here: https://t.co/Hg70a7Yzbp
Snow storms like these remind me of being snowed in with my siblings when I was younger and us getting cozy and playing Monopoly. Then, of course, the loser had to go outside and run around the house bare assed while the others locked all the doors so you couldn’t get back in.
Anyone hear about the grieving man who took Cialis? It was terrible, Doc said he had mourning wood!
But seriously, you guys watch the final season of Better Call Saul yet?
@ImTufff You could have stopped after Season 3. Everything made after the original movie sucks. The characters are basically caricatures of themselves. Your generation doesn’t know that though, it’s not your fault.
I didn’t have a dog to blame my missing homework on when I was in school so I just blamed it on being irresponsible and poor time management. Being honest felt good!
I’m just kidding, I blamed it on the dog. How the fuck would teachers know whether or not I had a dog, you idiots!