Jordan B

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

We’re back, baby!

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

This season is going $2 be fun!

Introducing the 2026 Promo schedule, $2 BEERS on Friday and Saturdays, Friday Night Happy Hours, AND FREE ice cream for kids on Sundays!

Full schedule here: https://t.co/Hg70a7Yzbp

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

Anyone got an extension cord I can borrow? My toaster can’t reach the tub.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

A letter from the Pohlad family:

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

They weren’t supposed to lock the doors, that wasn’t part of the rules.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

Snow storms like these remind me of being snowed in with my siblings when I was younger and us getting cozy and playing Monopoly. Then, of course, the loser had to go outside and run around the house bare assed while the others locked all the doors so you couldn’t get back in.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

“Just because it’s sunny and 30 today after being below zero the last two weeks, you are not gonna say ‘heat wave’ to everyone you see, you douche.”

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

I’m bored. Can someone nominate Tad Peterson to post a beer chug video on Facebook again?

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

@ImTufff Maybe I'll give it a try. Sydney and I are trying to find a new show to watch together anyways.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

Anyone hear about the grieving man who took Cialis? It was terrible, Doc said he had mourning wood!
But seriously, you guys watch the final season of Better Call Saul yet?

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

@ImTufff A big enough turn to where they gave him his own damn show. Should never had gone that long. Stephen’s turning in his grave.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

@ImTufff You could have stopped after Season 3. Everything made after the original movie sucks. The characters are basically caricatures of themselves. Your generation doesn’t know that though, it’s not your fault.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

Everyone I know stop what they’re doing on April 18 and hammer this. I need someone to discuss it with dammit.

[Netflix @netflix]

The sixth and final season of Better Call Saul premieres April 18 on Netflix (in The US)

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

Tom had to wait one more year until he got that 80 for Brady cash.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

@crappieking6969 I only have limited Keystone and My Chemical Romance to go around.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

@ImTufff That means Santa’s coming early.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

Santa tonight:

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

@ireland_wyatt @ZachFischer2 That’s a dirty Santa.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

My coworker says he isn’t constipated but I think he’s full of shit.

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

@mstrat031

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

I didn’t have a dog to blame my missing homework on when I was in school so I just blamed it on being irresponsible and poor time management. Being honest felt good!
I’m just kidding, I blamed it on the dog. How the fuck would teachers know whether or not I had a dog, you idiots!

[Jordan B @9thof11_]

I forgot to lock the bathroom door at work and one of my coworkers walked in on me while I was dropping anchor. I’m gonna go die now, bye!