9volt

Loud sounds at a steady pace. - REVOLTAGE EP: OUT NOW - Next Shows: The Depot, May 3rd - Caydence Coffee, May 25th - Wavemania, June 7th

[9volt @9voltMN]

just got back from a great gig at rowhouse with @melk_shake_, LAPDOGS, and Jail!

great job to everyone! you’re all breathtaking.

[9volt @9voltMN]

@NatlParkSrvc @MeeseBand @sstminnesota this is as close as I could find to an angry cowboy emoji

[Melkshake @melk_shake_]

We don't always gig, but when we do, we gig

[9volt @9voltMN]

Nevermind - Nirvana (1992)

[Melkshake @melk_shake_]

it's a T H I C C one

[☭𝔹̷͎͙̾𝕖̷̨̞͗𝕟̸̬̏ ̶̰͌͒͜𝔹̷͙̋̄𝕖̸͔̖̄̚𝕣̵̮̓ͅ𝕘☭ @benmusicperson]

me listening to math rock and marveling at the burning wreckage of a society we live in

[9volt @9voltMN]

Surprise! Our debut EP, Revoltage, is now available on Soundcloud and Bandcamp. We have a show tonight and we’ll be playing all this material and MORE.

[☭𝔹̷͎͙̾𝕖̷̨̞͗𝕟̸̬̏ ̶̰͌͒͜𝔹̷͙̋̄𝕖̸͔̖̄̚𝕣̵̮̓ͅ𝕘☭ @benmusicperson]

it didn’t sink in until just now that arnold schwarzenegger was actually governor of california. like people elected him? and he actually did governor stuff like sign legislation and talked to the president?? wild.

[9volt @9voltMN]

the only art that is allowed to exist in any meaningful way is art that has been shown to be profitable.

how many times have artists made edits to their works to appease the executives and marketers, only for the product to be the worse for it?

[9volt @9voltMN]

no one:
me:

[9volt @9voltMN]

@theneedledrop sounding bad in an interesting way is better than sounding good in a bland way.

[9volt @9voltMN]

my english teacher: there’s nothing straighter than orange juice.

i know providing some context would be helpful, but i think whatever you’re imagining is funnier.

[9volt @9voltMN]

sometimes i think i’m not funny.

|Q: how’d the chicken cross the
|road?
|A: by walking. with his legs. idk why
|he crossed the road, but that
|wasn’t the question, was it?

at least i’m right about that

[9volt @9voltMN]

eating caviar is like being the first boss in dark souls. you’re just an absolute unit, eating the most defenseless thing you could find, and your just sorta doing it cos you can, it doesn’t even taste that good.

[9volt @9voltMN]

a man yelled at me on a video game and now im probably gonna be thinking bout that for a few months.

[9volt @9voltMN]

no one:

me: thank you for coming to my ted talk. take a seat. i’m gonna talk for about 3 hours about what i think is bullshit.

[9volt @9voltMN]

***disclaimer: i no longer pirate my software***

[9volt @9voltMN]

“facebook is where i go to see if anybody died.” -@Luzion

[9volt @9voltMN]

God has spoken, and he spoke thusly:

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Bernie 2020