Alan

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@MaxE2review ***states opinion*** “And it’s CRAZY that no one else believes this!”

Maybe because it’s… not true?

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@ParsiSarah @NikkiHaley @slev71 She said with zero evidence, but the nerve of someone with actual supportive stories.

Just calling people names without any actual support is gross.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@NikkiHaley Maybe it’s because other countries at least pretend to care about the suffering of others… but Israel has made it clear that they don’t give two flying fucks about anyone other than themselves.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@LAEOMknits @NatlParkService Good god girl, get a grip. Find something real to care about. Big butt bear is making the world a better place - you are not.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@NatlParkService I don’t even live in the U.S., but please take every last cent that I have to preserve this icon.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@bearlyable2 Yes, but that’s ok because it’s beautiful and perfect.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@HenMazzig That’s not the full story and you know it.

Stop being disingenuous just to promote a certain narrative.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@DEXGUY_NuTS @JohnCleese lol “let me scream something and then not wait for an answer… I’m obviously right! Ha! So there!”

Yep, you’re so right dexnuts…l

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@TheXYFiles_ @JohnCleese That’s called a deformation. If you actually think that chromosomal malformations somehow constitute new sexes, than you’re delusional.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

Ok but he’s actually so much shorter than i thought… like, several inches.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Putin throws a tantrum: “They started it all”

The Russian dictator told the masses why he is striking civilians in Kyiv.

“They started it all. They must feel Russia’s retaliatory strikes and understand that no provocative actions, no escalation of the situation will lead to the outcome they want, and will only make the situation worse.”

They smoothly went from a three-day offensive on Kyiv to “retaliatory strikes” because they failed to capture it.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@stephen_taylor I have an opinion, therefore there is no one else that can possibly say otherwise.

How dare you have an opinion on my lived experience?

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@EYakoby It’s almost like there are people out there who disagree with you… can you imagine?

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@HenMazzig Love you, babe, but I’m not sure I’m understanding how you’re the victim in this case…

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@salltweets I felt some feelings one time, and because of that. I deserve to sue because, hello, I have feelings (idea I don’t like ) and those feelings weren’t reciprocated

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@EYakoby Do you know… like.. literally anything? About anyone who left their home country to find a place of safety?

Did you do any research at all?

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@HenMazzig I love you Hen, I really do.
But not once have I ever seen you acknowledge that there is a difference between what you think and what hamas says…

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@jk_rowling @ThomasBarter The greatest thinkers of our generation know who a woman is. It’s not rocket science…. It’s just actual normal science.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@jk_rowling For the record, I am Canadian, and I think reality trumps “I feel. Feel a Feeling”

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@jk_rowling I find it fascinating that anyone who thinks differently is automatically considered a far-right evangelist.

Even if I don’t agree with everything @jk_rowling says, I can’t still say “Yep, I agree with most of it” without belong labelled the most heinous of terms.

[Alan @A1ien_Alan]

@XPhrone @StandUp2Marxism Evil Evil Evil… all I have to do is use that word and everyone around me flocks to me because I suddenly seem like a prophet.

Can you please use that word in a sentence the rest of the world understands? If not, that’s ok.