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no war but class war
she/her

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

Porto, Portugal 🇵🇹

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

I can’t wait to turn 30 because I’ve decided it’s the age when I can stop pretending I don’t like Nickleback

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

yeah so the problem with this is that I am not gen z

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Babies born this year will begin the newest generation – Generation Beta.

[Chinua Ikebe @fawizium]

I’ll even go as far as saying that deepening connections absolutely requires relinquishing your handle on being well presented

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

@Aya19341453 @birthdaybashed Idk seems like you’re the ones with feelings here lol

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

I’m mostly miffed because it’s hard enough picking up on humor in a foreign language but like…

Is it me? Am I the problem?

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

Am I a stick on the mud because I think straight up lying as a joke is objectively unfunny?

Bf’s cousin from Peru joined us for Xmas dinner. I asked him abt living in Spain. When I told him I’ve lived here 5 yrs, he asked me where I was from. When I told him the US he was like

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“Oh I was born in New York”

Me: “oh which part?”

Him: “Oh I’m just kidding”

….where is the punchline?

[Lucas King @Lucas_King_xoxo]

Sorry! But it is *insane* to me, literally bowing my mind, that you can post absolutely *anything*—a woman celebrating that she completed her PhD, a man sharing that he’s bringing flowers for a girl on their first date—and immediately become a target of immeasurable cruelty.

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

Bitches on here saying they period blood doesn’t have a smell MY GOD WHEN DOES IT EVER END

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

language learning YouTubers be like “language classes are a waste of time, if you really want to learn you have to learn like a child does which is why I copy down every phrase I hear and put it into google translate”

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

and maybe I’m not radical enough for you folk but that decision doesn’t really seem so complicated

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

Leftists didn’t wanna vote for Kamala because of her position on Palestine and now Netanyahu is congratulating Trump on winning

Did it work? Did your purity test work?

[🍉 @A1iensExist]

Also, I’m not stupid. I know the solution for palestine is not going to be the DFL, but our options were

1.) no arms embargo + project 2025
2.) no arms embargo + reproductive rights + affordable housing + access to healthcare + acknowledgment that climate change exists

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[gnarly rae jepsen @lizmaebrooks]

hello people who are being introduced to minneapolis on a national scale: it didn’t burn to the ground and you don’t want to fuck the mayor. otherwise, welcome.

[Cortland Coffey @CortlandCoffey]

calling my baptist mother who homeschooled me to tell her she was unfortunately right about "that evil woman who writes those witchcraft books"

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

TERFs: "there is no room for ambiguity, you're either a man or a woman"

Imane Khelif: "hi I'm a cis woman"

TERFs: "changed my mind, I suddenly recognize the existence of complex sex biology but just long enough to exclude this one person from womanhood"