A$AP Yoni

I’m Darryl from The Office

[A$AP Yoni @A1mighty_Yo]

I still think about the WOP x5 camera cuts during the Pop Out

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🤯

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah to Trabzonspor, here we go! Club confirms agreement in place for the Egyptian striker.

Salah joins on two year deal as free agent after leaving Liverpool.

[` @blvkray]

This has to be the best announcement video ever by City

[A$AP Yoni @A1mighty_Yo]

Dam he coulda came to the wizards…

[A$AP Yoni @A1mighty_Yo]

Still bangs

[Genius @Genius]

8 years ago today, a$ap rocky & tyler, the creator dropped “potato salad” 🥔🎶

the track samples monica’s 2003 hit “knock knock,” which was produced by missy elliott and kanye west 👀

[18x National Champions 🐘 @_Tide18Tymes]

They took the fun out of ESPN years ago, now it’s just a soulless network

[Manchester City @ManCity]

World Cup 🏆
European Championship 🏆
Nations League 🏆
Club World Cup 🏆
Champions League 🏆
Super Cup 🏆🏆
Premier League 🏆🏆🏆🏆
FA Cup 🏆🏆
EFL Cup 🏆🏆🏆
Community Shield 🏆
Ballon d'Or 🏅

Rodri.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Rodri has completed football.

[A$AP Yoni @A1mighty_Yo]

Jacoby Jones

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Devin Hester, Cordarrelle Patterson, or Brian Mitchell isn’t available: name a great NFL Kick Returner.

[A$AP Yoni @A1mighty_Yo]

No it is not.

[A$AP Yoni @A1mighty_Yo]

Is it coming home???

[A$AP Yoni @A1mighty_Yo]

Is it coming home???

[433 @433]

𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗥𝗜 𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 👀⏳

Only 10 players have ever completed the iconic trilogy of winning the Ballon d'Or, the World Cup, and the Champions League 😲

🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé
🇫🇷 Zinedine Zidane
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bobby Charlton
🇧🇷 Ronaldinho
🇧🇷 Kaká
🇧🇷 Rivaldo
🇩🇪 Gerd Müller
🇩🇪 Franz Beckenbauer
🇮🇹 Paolo Rossi

Rodri has already won the Ballon d'Or and the Champions League. Is the World Cup next to add his name to this list? 👀

[SUGARITA MAGNÉTICA 🪬✨🇲🇽 @CarneDeAzucar]

Haaland se está robando el mundial 😂 no solo por su talento en la cancha también por los memes JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA

HAALAND YA GANOOOO 🤣 ojalá, también la copa del mundo.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

New CEO of Fox Studios

[A$AP Yoni @A1mighty_Yo]

I haven’t seen a non-world cup related add in dayssss

[Locked On Wizards @lockedonwizards]

Lebron eastern motors commercials would be GENERATIONAL

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RT @FabrizioRomano: 🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between the clubs, fee up to £130m.

#MCFC s…

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

NETHERLANDS HITS THE 'NIGHT NIGHT' CELLY AFTER GOING UP 5-1 😴🔥

(via @FOXSoccer)

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”