Mike Crowcat

My name is Mike.

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@JoshuaArieh @WSOP 1. Make pair
2. Hang on

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@dan_back This is like asking what the resolution is when your third grader gives mom’s wedding band to his girlfriend

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@dan_back The card is returned. Lessons are learned

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@DylanLinde No way! Poker players are all slime balls?! Wow, we’re so, so shocked!

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@BartHanson I absolutely have this dream

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@chsallstar32 @DougPolkVids They’ve committed fewer crimes lately

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@PennyPitVictim Asinine take

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@BartHanson We all know she cheated. You can take one look at Vertucci and then Feldman and know. WE ALL KNOW

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@DougPolkVids Girls are the best by a mile

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@mauricehawkins @shaundeeb Cuz we know Hawk Too Broke will never have a net worth of $100K. Is it not hilarious that he has to ask his mommy and daddy to put $100K together?!

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@JayW09450931 @DougPolkVids @RobbiJadeLew Bro, people can have different opinions, but there’s NO WAY that you believe RJL didn’t cheat

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@TheBradOwen TL;DR “I’m a losing player, and I have a gambling problem.” Shocking! We had no idea that poker names are broke degenerates! We thought that they were all fabulously wealthy and incredibly smart!

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@eyojoel77 Wait til you have kids!

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@catturd2 You can just say you’re a beta incel without the pretend narrative

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@JamesYoder Somehow this take is less cringe than dude’s Heisman pose

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@OnTheBanksOTRC You can just say you’re poor

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@NormanChad @TennesseeTracy OK Boomer

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@TradersConf There’s no easy solution for being an incel. I wish you well, brother

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@supreme_simpson I hope that you get the help that you deserve. Mental health issues can be tough to deal with.

[Mike Crowcat @A2Assassin]

@crispcorp1 Bof