The Blackwall Tunnel

I am the Blackwall Tunnel me and my mate the A2 suck the life out of unsuspecting motorists. We also do Q&A (fictional)

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

Glug glug glug

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

Lemmings https://t.co/SWVHZmR5fO

[BBC Radio London Travel @BBCTravelAlert]

RTC northbound approaching Blackwall tunnel - 2 lanes blocked - queues back to Eltham. LP

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

@Virgin_TrainsEC the light at the end of the tunnel at the moment is a Romanian fruit lorry going the wrong way #panic!

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

@Virgin_TrainsEC making everyone's day a misery like most days... You ?

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

Bit windy and that tart the dartford bridge closes. Looking forward to the Blackwall tunnel virgins causing mayhem today. #satnavsarebad

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

@TfLTrafficNews @imsoJoe sometimes

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

Good to see the toll booth test went well #tollsforme #kerching #lemmings

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

No buses , no trains don't bring your sunday driving my way thank you. The northbound approach is not for rookies. #tunnelmastersonly

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

Busy busy busy get back on your trains #lemmings

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

@Se_Railway #TTMSE Oy what about me it's bad enough each day without you adding more kent to London traffic.

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

“@BBCTravelAlert: Blackwall tunnel - down to 1 lane northbound approaching the tunnel due to collision - queues back to Woolwich Rd. LP” HNY

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

“@TfLTrafficNews: See live video of the Blackwall Tunnel before you get stuck in it: http://t.co/YU2lHw6gYb” watch in awe of my power

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

@squeakysays @bbctravelalert @bbctravelalert Hello lemmings

[London City Airport @LondonCityAir]

We're trying to reunite this pink case with its owner, can you help #ReuniteSkoot

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

Camper vans , artics, cars you are rubbish. Pedestrianise the tunnel now and shift this shit to dartford.

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

Will you all just turn it in!!! @SwearingTravel have a word will you

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

For those of you on the A2 today. Wasnt me this time !!

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

@BBCTravelAlert never #askjules @JulesLangVoice

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

@lisaoleary26 @SwearingTravel dont use that language here madam. Speed is a four letter word to me.

[The Blackwall Tunnel @A2Blackwall]

@SwearingTravel it would be good if the fuckwits would learn how to drive less than a mile without smashing the fuck out of each other