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[A2ronnn @A2ronnn]

Can you believe the 2020 MLB season would’ve been over by now? It was only 60 games! Can’t imagine taking that season seriously!

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Yo I’m DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Thanks to Watergate, we know that Nixon’s staff broke into his political opponent’s HQ & Ellsberg’s psychiatrist’s office, and that Nixon himself approved obstructing justice to cover these crimes up, tried to use the IRS to punish enemies, and was cool with breaking finance law

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

JD Vance works for the most corrupt president in American history. So of course he wants you to believe Watergate was nothing.

Vance joked that if Watergate happened today it would be a “12 hour news story.” Let’s remember what Nixon actually did.

Operatives tied to his reelection campaign broke into the Democratic National Committee headquarters to plant listening devices. Then Nixon personally orchestrated the cover up. The “smoking gun” tape caught him ordering the CIA to shut down the FBI’s investigation.

That is obstruction of justice, in his own voice, on tape.

The House Judiciary Committee identified 36 separate instances of obstruction. It approved three articles of impeachment, with Republicans joining Democrats.

Nixon weaponized the IRS and FBI against his political enemies, authorized burglaries of private citizens, and fired the special prosecutor investigating him in what is called the Saturday Night Massacre. When the Supreme Court ordered him to release the tapes, the vote was unanimous. Even his most loyal defenders walked away once they heard his own words.

Vance is telling us a president can break the law, lie about it, and turn federal agencies into weapons, and we should all just go along with it.

There is a reason he wants the bar that low. When you serve an administration this corrupt, the only way to look clean is to convince the public that crimes no longer count.

He’s wrong. They did then, and they do now.

History will not be kind to JD Vance.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

Former commish Bud Selig once publicly touted MLB's "leadership role" in advancing social change.

Current commish Rob Manfred said players shouldn't be messengers for social issues on the field.

A story with @stephenjnesbitt on MLB's road ahead.

Read: https://t.co/v3CAeiNGsv

[clarevoyant @kneeyockartee]

Told my textuationship I’m thinking about doing a masters to become a librarian

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

Trump refuses to sign a bill that would make housing cheaper for you because he rather make voting harder for you!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

checking in on the guy with the nuclear codes

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I was in New York, and I met a great police officer in New York. He said, “Sir, I want to thank you.”

I said, “For what?”

He said, “My wife didn’t think very much of me. We were having marital difficulties, actually. She thought I was nothing. I’m a police officer. I’m a tough guy.”

I looked at him—the muscles were all over the place. He didn’t suffer from that, but she thought maybe that muscle wasn’t so good because he was always losing money in the stock market.

And he said, “Sir, in the last year and a half, my 401(k) is up 74%, sir, and she thinks I’m Warren Buffett. She thinks I’m a super genius.”

I said, “How are you getting along with her?”

He said, “Well, I’m not so sure I like her anymore.”

[scoob @MostCrucified]

yeah i'm going to bed man fuck this we traded giannis for the chick from stranger things

[grovy @grovymango]

I love Costco . The Costco sampler staff are allowed to touch me

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

god dammit this is so funny

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

The dragon effects are truly incredible. Also I have no memory of who these fucking people are

[☆taps☆ @taps_swaggedout]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Ly 🐉 @sesshomarude]

this is frying me so bad rn.

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

#PourBeerOnYourCrotchChallenge

[Alex Mitchell @CallahanGr35457]

First one of the night. Will update.
#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[levi bizkit @thetoddawg]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge