Pig Town Pirate

Tin foil hat wearing, selfish, granny killing antivaxxer. Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum.

[Pig Town Pirate @A419pirate]

@MarkOHaire I’m gonna go over 2.5 goals, over 9.5 corners and over 5.5 cards for every 2.Bundesliga match this season

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@AvonandsomerRob @GBfreethinker29 Go to Vietnam. A tailored suit and a holiday. Much cheaper than a tailored suit here.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Greater Manchester result showed what Restore Britain can deliver.

The next step is how we maximise the chances of delivering the change Britain needs - it means putting personal differences aside.

That is why today I am making a public offer to Nigel Farage and Reform UK.

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@Racing_Results_ @WolvesRaces @JaneChappleHyam 😮

[GINGERSKOL💜💛 @GlowSurfing]

Spot on!! 🎯😎😆

I can’t wait for the comments!!

Nicklas Nilsson explains the difference between right-wing and left-wing people in spot-on text on Facebook:

"If a right-wing person is gay, then he is, and he doesn't care what others think.
If a left-winger is gay, then he demands legal changes, protests against everything and everyone, and turns it into a political struggle.

If a right-winger is vegan, then he simply doesn't eat meat.
If a left-winger is vegan, then he wants to ban meat, halt food production, and protest outside farms and chicken farms.

If a right-winger doesn't like guns, then he just doesn't buy any.
If a left-winger doesn't like guns, then he tries to ban them, prevent everyone else from owning one, and hates those who do.

If a right-winger is worried about the climate, then he flies less, drives an electric car if it suits him, and sorts his waste.

If a left-winger is worried about the climate, then he wants to ban fossil fuel cars, air travel, and meat for everyone else, protest outside factories, and demand that the state forces the change.

If a right-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he moves to an area with good schools, or chooses a private school, or gets involved himself.
If a left-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he demands more tax money from everyone, equal results for all, a ban on charter schools, and protests against every inequality.

If a right-winger complains about his job or workplace.. he doesn't. He changes jobs or starts his own business.
If a left-winger complains about his job – then it's the boss, the company, or the colleagues who are at fault. He demands collective agreements, strikes, changes for the whole community, and protests against the company so that it suits him.

If a right-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he moves, renovates, or buys something else.
If a left-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he demands rent freezes, more subsidies, regulations for everyone, and protests against landlords and politicians.

If a right-winger fails with a business or an investment that goes wrong, then he gets up, dusts himself off, and tries again tomorrow.
If a left-winger runs out of money on the 24th, then he blames the rich for having too much and needing to contribute more, blames the lottery win that didn't come home last week, and mutters that he has such damn bad luck.

If a right-winger sees this – then he sends it to a few friends for a good laugh.
If a left-winger sees this – then he tries to argue against it, get it removed, and delete me from Facebook."

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@ikeijeh 😂

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@AvonandsomerRob @markinneswilli That’s saying nothing. Mogadishu is superior to Birmingham.

[David Shaw @David90shaw]

MEET JONATHAN REYNOLDS. THE MAN NOW IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE BRITISH ECONOMY.

This is the UK's new Business Secretary. He has never run a business. He has never even worked for one. 🤡

He knows absolutely nothing about risk taking, entrepreneurship, or meeting a payroll.

He has never had to hire staff, remortgage his house to provide working capital, or skip his own salary so his employees could have theirs!

In fact, he could not even manage to finish his basic training to become a solicitor. Yet the Westminster elite think he is qualified to dictate how British businesses are run!

How can we expect our economy to grow when the people running it have never spent a single day in the private sector? They are career politicians who have spent their entire lives living off the taxpayer.

RT if you are completely sick of clueless career politicians running our country into the ground! 🇬🇧🔥

[Pig Town Pirate @A419pirate]

@andrewlawrence He has a hairy face. Can’t trust anyone with a hairy face.

[Hamad Mansoor @drhammmad]

@MarioNawfal They spent 90 mins playing very hard 😅

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@chris_skudder That’s dumb but each to their own. If England were playing in my back garden I’d close the curtains.

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@andrewlawrence I have a copy of the Quran. It doesn’t mean I’m a Muslim.

[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

“Widdecombe’s combative, no-nonsense, courageous honesty was her hallmark. She was perhaps one of the last great ladies of British public life.” #AnnWiddecombe #RIP https://t.co/fzaw2Hfrhb

[Pig Town Pirate @A419pirate]

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@Simi_2210_ 18

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@longshotscott Counter Intuitive 5/1 winner

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@BruceUnfiltered The rain never stopped us Bruce.

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@d_1awrence @Inevitablewest Really?

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@longshotscott I backed Christmas Day. I’m not happy. 😡

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@longshotscott You might not trust your own judgment but I do ❤️