they are on my mind bc brood fic is coming #soon for spoopy month btw (priv oomfs read it first but i actually completely rewrote it and only left the base concept so!!)
Christian Cage on Father's Day:
โI would like to give permission to all those people who look at their own fathers with disgust. That think themselves what a pathetic loser this guy is... How did I come from this guy's Genes?
Why is the Patriarch Christian Cage... why can't he be my Father? I hereby give you all permission to give me a very Happy Father's Day.โ
LMFAOOOOOO, PERFECT.