John Dough

“You are some goofy man for thinking that poposturus bullshit” - Plato
"What number is that? I don't give a fuck, just take it" - Aristotle

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Papa John has now eaten the required 40 pizzas in 30 days to ascend to the Pizza Dimension

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@maverick_bet @LarryHeatmiser @cmacrae13 Joe Pa has been dead for 12 fucking years dude. Drew Allar was in first grade. Nearly every student on campus never watched the guy coach

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@BKJYK1287 @HotStoveintel He pitched four innings in Baltimore before returning to New York

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@BKJYK1287 @HotStoveintel He was literally homegrown though. Drafted by the team and played six minor league seasons here. He played a dozen games or less with teams not named the Yankees

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@HotStoveintel Completely ignoring the ROTY Gil and King who got them Soto. Yeah man how dare they try to build a super rotation and capitalize on a position of strength in a year with a strong pitching free agent class? Who tf is signing your checks?

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@BKJYK1287 @HotStoveintel Nestor is also homegrown. He debuted with Baltimore but played every single minor league game with the Yankees oddly enough

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Jesse Winker's helmet

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@MLBDeadlineNews @francysromero I heard the Portland Pickles are leading the pack

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@EbonyPrince2k24 alright gramps

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@Scotts021 @sam_woloson Paterno was long past his prime at that point and was hanging around for nostalgia's sake. This is much different

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@mylesd12_ Students are paying exorbitant tuitions that increase every year to attend a university that treats itself more like a giant billboard for a football team than an academic institution. That football team should at least win some big games.

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@5_mikes @PSU_TK Do you think tweeting this six times was enough?

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@inhuman @WarMonitors It's literally a Republican-led hearing lmfao. Everything is a "psyop" with you people

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@alx It's almost like three of those things happen every single day (with no meaningful updates) and one doesn't

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@BNONews "We guarantee everyone's safety"

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@laurenboebert @realannapaulina get the fuck outta here!

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@mrman28382025 @TuckerCarlson All good man. If the elections were truly rigged the Democrats wouldn't have lost most of them since Reagan right? And they're probably going to lose at least the house, if not the senate. It's hard counting millions of votes, the issues are mostly incompetence!

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@bfk187 @SebGorka His head looks like a pot roast