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All I’m saying is you can’t claim “superior race” wearing blue jeans and flip flops. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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But also Richie tho! Much appreciated my man!

[Tio Rico @RichieCunning]

Today we shall all stan for HAJI P aka @AAAAAUGH and his regular ass. His pengame is TRULY unmatched with both writing and visual art. One of the funniest guys to walk the Earth. Use these links..

https://t.co/KrEQCrEIKn

https://t.co/ARlL5kuZ6u

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@BojanglesHelps Just replied. Thanks!

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Dear @Bojangles; all I wanted was some chicken supremes and fries with the pimento cheese, but your staff at the Wilmington NC store on Market st. told me they were closed. At 930. Even tho the sign clearly says 10p. How come@i can’t have no chicken supremes!?

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Yes. I know I tweeted bout some chicken. Leave me alone.

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Once upon a time I rocked JNCO jeans.

That’s all.

Aight, I’m out now.

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It’s okay tho because he was racist. I could tell by how American the flag on his hat was.

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Just called an old white man “boy,” and I gotta tell ya...it felt great. You can go ahead and knock 20 bucks off my reparations check.

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Barak and Michelle came out rocking the home and away versions of Magnetos costume.

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I don’t know what J. Lo just said - but I know it’s mad white people throwing their bud light cans at the tv.

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Biden knew he wanted Jennifer Lopez to sing since the first time he saw In Living Color

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@Nakia626 Still some boolsheet.

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Yesterday I got pulled over for “not being a full car length behind the person in front of” me.

That’s all. Not a joke. It was just some real bullisht and it’s still bothering me.

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It’s worth noting that the car I was behind was the cops.

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@MeLouisT 🤣🤣🤣

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I am, and will always be, anti dingdong rap.

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@RichieCunning Pass granted.

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#DontDickDownTheBeat

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Raps about sex are weird. It’s like, why not just rap about shootin’ a nigga?

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My goal this year? Post more on Twitter. Cause if I say what I want to say on Instagram or Facebook they’ll put me back in the hospital.