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[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

The account that broke the Bryson story had never tweeted before.

Its first-ever tweet just happened to move a major championship? Weird.

Now imagine a world where people involved in the broadcast are betting on the event while deciding which shots to air then amplify online.

[BowlZac300X2 @AAAInsuranceRun]

@jdpaul41 @brysondech Shut up, idiot.

[Mark Parrett @markcparrett]

@brysondech Please win and toss the claret jug into the pond at the ceremony. Please. We will gofundme whatever they fine you.

[Bryson DeChambeau @brysondech]

Obviously disappointed with the ruling. I don’t agree with it, but it is what it is. This fires me up. Onto the weekend. Let’s get it.

[Peter Kostis @peterjkostis]

In my opinion, with the depth of field issues with TV cameras and no definitive camera angles of his swing path, there cannot be conclusive video evidence that Bryson improved his lie or swing path. In cases like this the benefit of doubt should go to the player. I don't like this decision.

[Tee Times @TeeTimesPub]

You can stomp the fescue to get a stance.

You can stomp the fescue to line up your shot.

It just can’t affect the swing path or lie.

Bryson adamantly claims it did not, and up until 90 minutes ago this was a self policing game. A game of honor where you’d take the players word for it unless you had clear and obvious evidence showing otherwise.

Now they’ve said they don’t believe him and assessed a penalty with nothing more than shoddy camera angles.

All pretty gross.

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

Tell you what, if Bryson gets penalized here, then every single one of Wyndham Clark’s career wins should be rescinded. He does shit like this 5 times a round.

[BowlZac300X2 @AAAInsuranceRun]

@RandA With all due respect, Fuck YOU, Grant.

[Tee Times @TeeTimesPub]

Genuinely would support Bryson withdrawing if they assess this penalty.

Plenty of asterisk jokes to be made but this one’s a bit absurd. It’s a game of integrity and if you are going to overrule the player with shoddy camera angles, why even ask his opinion?

Games gone.

[BowlZac300X2 @AAAInsuranceRun]

@TaylorLewan77 AI as fuck

[doomer @uncledoomer]

dont talk to me about data centers and water usage if youre not also calling to imprison the entire canadian parliament for causing 100 years of air pollution in one week with poor forest management

[Daniel Tyrie @DanielTyrie]

This has nothing to do with climate change btw.

It's caused entirely by poor forestry management, a failure to maintain fire fighting infrastructure while sending billions in foreign aid to the third world, and inevitably deranged activist arsonists.

[I Am Leah @Bossy_Leah]

Sorry that the plane blew sand into your vagina, Dave.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Karoline Leavitt will be back behind the podium at the White House today, which means she took a shorter maternity leave than Mayor Pete. 😂

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

Zohran Mamdani watches world cup with guy that strangled his girlfriend to death. Powerful.

[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

Gonna retire, relax and torture kittens

[Chadimir Poutine 👨 🐻 🐷 @ChadimirPoutine]

Imagine being a G7 country and not having enough water bombers because you’ve sent untold billions of dollars to degenerates and various third world shitholes.

[Eric Balchunas @EricBalchunas]

Damn. Michael Jordan energy. He def took it personally. Why would you poke the tiger like that. Dumb. Too young and overconfident.

[W! @w1fi0]

He woke the beast
Big mistake 💀

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

This is Brianna Chickenfry, Dave Portnoy’s employee at Barstool.

She just went on a disgusting unhinged rant, calling Erika Kirk a “clown” and “fake trad wife.”

Let’s not forget: Brianna spends her days publicly cycling through random men, sobbing over Zach Bryan cheating on her, and stabbing her own childhood best friend in the back for a guy.

Yet this same woman thinks she’s qualified to viciously attack a grieving widow who’s still mourning the brutal murder of her husband while empowering others every single day.

GFY, Brianna. You’re human trash. Keep doing what you do best — playing the whore nobody wants to wife up.