'Always an Adventure'

The official companion to a once-thriving yammerfest of utter bollocks...

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AAA is dead

(For now)

(A bit like twitter)

#BURN

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@fesshole What a sad, sad life.

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@NoContextBrits This is fucking abhorrent.

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@fesshole I imagine, in a way, this is how the Daddy kink really came about. Someone too embarrassed by their own Freudian slip.

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@NoContextBrits Thoughts and prayers

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@NoContextBrits Feed him Vegan Sausage Rolls exclusively.

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@ThatPeterAustin @Conservatives The line between satire and reality is forever blurring. Pretty soon The Onion will just give up.

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@Confused_Dude Probably the most thought-out move played for a while now.

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@fesshole Can still use the bags to climb into, you piece of shit.

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@NoContextBrits Ok let's discuss next steps: a full Nativity scene with a bit of loose tarmac as the Jesus. Make it happen.

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@cro_corvus @mischiefanimals That's fucking brutal. Glad I already ate (no faces for breakfast as a rule though)

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@kermodeandmayo Wonka? More like wanker amirite?
Ok that's enough twitter for today.

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@SubSoundMusic Maybe your VPN is working as intended?

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@HumansNoContext

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@HumansNoContext

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@HumansNoContext Ah yes, the hair saloon, where men go to drink after a hard day on the ranch. One pint of your finest hair please!

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@HumansNoContext Not entirely true. I heard he also turned his back garden into a banger racing circuit and held races there. Lad.

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@HumansNoContext Hamburger Lady by Throbbing Gristle

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@HumansNoContext MEAT

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@HumansNoContext MEAT

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@HumansNoContext MEAT