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My child is throwing a fit.
Reason: Didn't get to see her poop before grandma flushed it down the toilet.
Grandma is apologising profusely.
Lea is refusing to be assuaged, she just wants her poop back.
It's been 20 mins.
Did you take your birth control?
You're welcome.