Adam Abrahamson

Fuck a beat, I go occapella

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

@CallingOurShot Hart j subbed himself out…

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

@sean_1928 No wonder it’s one of the most popular mobile games of all time

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

Hopelessly watching my chipotle burrito basically fall apart inside the foil :/

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

@PatrickMahomes, throw it to @tkelce or throw the game. You choose

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

@CallingOurShot Something tells me there’s a little beef between Kelce and Mahomes…

[Sean Landmark @sean_1928]

Presidents are the most mentally tough people on the planet #hottake

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

TMI: This “morning wood” shit is getting really fucking annoying

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

@sean_1928 Stay Hard😤

[Sean Landmark @sean_1928]

When I’m reading a Snapchat and the other persons Bitmoji pops up I wait for them to leave first

[Sean Landmark @sean_1928]

Chipotle has the Audacity to add a tip option on there mobile app. #lowerthepricesfirst #2dollarguac

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

If ain’t first choice, don’t make yourself a choice at all.

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

Don’t fucking tell me “quarter til ____,”just tell me the goddamn time.

[Sean Landmark @sean_1928]

Tax here is brutal

[Mark Robinson @MarkRobinsonn]

hey @broncos let’s “ride” the ball into the end zone instead of fumbling it on the one yard line every time

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

Fuck. Polyatomic. Ions.
#Chemistry

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

@sean_1928 This didn’t age well at all…

[Sean Landmark @sean_1928]

Moneyball is one of the greatest sports movies of all time. #hottake #howcanyounotberomanticaboutbaseball

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

@sean_1928 Okay, Matthew McConaughey is a dub, but can’t carry the team

[Adam Abrahamson @AAbrahamson22]

Vending machines need to be revolutionized to the convenience of their market.