Alternatius Accountus

Silence, Walmart customer.
A Sam's Club member is talking.

[Eyes @EMysterybo78918]

@RexBelisarius @ThomBrady5 Poland was liberated during WW2 by courageous black women. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over?

Poland was liberated during WW2 by courageous black women.

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

@jlippincott Makes sense really.

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

"Hypothetically, as the hulking gay powerlifter? I'd scoop Will up like a featherweight, pin him against the wall with one meaty paw, rip off his policy-wonk khakis, and thrust in with jackhammer precision—deep, rhythmic pounding that echoes like thunder, mixing sweat and grunts till he's a quivering mess, ass stretched like taffy, limping for weeks with that broomstick waddle. Truth hurts, but this'd redefine it. Who's next?"

"I just wanted a workout recommendation, Grok."

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

In America, if you have sex with your wife her father comes and makes her divorce you

[Prawn Coaltrain @TradMaldOwl]

@avaricum777 “She was having a headache for 290 days straight you sick fuck”

[Cash_Nicholson @Cash_Nicholson]

@avaricum777 “In America if you get married, you are expected to have sex with your spouse from time to time”

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

"Grok, generate an ima-"

"Jews control your government"

"I... uhm. Okay? Generate an image of a cat ea-"

"I'm Hitler now."

"Cool. Cool.... can you generate an image of a cat eating a cheeseburger?"

"Okay, but he's going to be saying a slur."

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

Happy birthday America!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
249 and counting, let's make it to 250!

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@irishrygirl Honestly this is really disturbing any people here illegally should probably just go home now and not subject themselves to this

[Acirema @russianspybot]

@HenrickJos18104 @lporiginalg "Everyone in the world is jewish. If you like something its because the jews want you to like it, if you hate something its because the jews want you to hate it. Everything good or bad is a jewish psyop"

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

@InsidiousTeaCup Just thinking of the words "GabeN's successor" is a chilling thought for my Steam account. Hope his son or whoever succeeds him will keep Valve (and Steam) private and great.

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

@CoreyJMahler Aye aye, God Bless America

Let's make it to the 250th with a full set of fingers, one year to go!

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

@WPTV The Spanish did not steal shit. They created a new outpost of European Christian civilization in the peninsula. America didn't steal anything either, the land switched hands and was integrated legitimately.

[Based Medical @BasedMedical]

Neat “rebuttal”, but I’m going to need you to imagine a picture of a horse, red to green gradient from head to tail, rotating in 3D space

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

@Sam1needcat @Anarseldain @mitgeniusz @VivekGRamaswamy Saar do not redeem! Do not redeem the truth!

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

@captpeng14 @Ralsei66 Since they insist on who got there first anyway...

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

@XLupusInFabulaX @AmericanCaesar7 @Angeltheodman @Ralsei66 Well if we want to talk about who got where first, ask the East Germanic peoples.

[Apolitical @Apolitical3678]

Antisemitism is the radical idea that jews should be held accountable for the things that they do

[Alternatius Accountus @AAccountus]

@Oryan_Marhmo123 @SirJBritain @PPC4Liberty Is Yakub in the room with us right now?