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Why always me ?! #DajeASRoma❤️💛🐺

[عبدالله ابراهيم الماجد(النواصرمن تميم) #كلنا_مسؤول @almajed_luay]

العونان وعاشور يتريقون على عامل المطعم والاخير صارت كذبة ابريل😂

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My husband bought two KitKats one day.

One was for him and one was for me.

I ate mine immediately because that is what happens when you give me chocolate and expect patience.

He put his in the fridge and then left the next day for a two-week work trip.

That KitKat sat in the fridge the entire time he was gone. Every time I opened the refrigerator, it was there staring at me. I held out for several days because I am a supportive wife and I respect personal property.

But sometime during week two, my self-control gave up.

I ate it.

I fully intended to replace it before he got home, but of course I forgot. So when he returned from his trip, he opened the fridge, looked around for two seconds, and.........

[$aint @realstrangerema]

كنا في سكن مشترك فيلا في أبوظبي اتنين مصريين وواحد سوري في يوم جمعه قاعدين كل واحد باصص في موبايله والصمت مخيم على المكان الولا السوري مره واحده قال ( بدي اجيب بغبغان ) بصينا ليه ومعلقناش .. مفيش دقيقه لاقيناها بيقول لا خلاص ما بدي عشان بيصير يسبني بالمصري .