Nobody:
Me: Opens the door to get the mail, accidentally makes eye contact with the mailman sitting in the truck; is too awkward to go back inside and instead walks out to get the mail from them.
When I share something to my story in IG, I make sure to share it on my close friends list. I just want people to have that slight feeling of warmth knowing that I consider them to be a close friend.
Mulberry St. by Twenty One Pilots and Bennie and the Jets from Sir Elton John are almost the same exact song, and I’m not complaining that someone else is capitalizing on that energy.
Change my mind.
There are technically two Grinches. One is green with lots of hair and tries to ruin Christmas; the other is orange with thinning hair and tries to ruin democracy.
It’s such a stroll down memory lane to scroll through your liked songs on Spotify in the order that you liked them; all of the good times, inside jokes, bad times, troubles and triumphs. They all come right back. It’s like listening to yourself grow up.