Ali Baba

Pedestrian excellence. Blasé attitude.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@Mrbankstips Ah ah ah! Now that's a slippery slope.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You can do everything right and still lose. Life doesn’t owe you fairness.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@Sonderisfon Yahoo Messenger 😩

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@mikeachimugu01 Dubai/Schipol

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@_Lifeofacityboy 😭

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@DurojaiyeSegun Is that all.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@_roccosv Sounds like an episode from Two and a half men.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

😂 Gramps on an indefinite sabbatical

[Africa Today Media Group @africatodayMG]

President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week!

He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@Ahmad_YSF See mumu talk.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

😭😅😩

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

I am struggling with your grammar in certain respects:
1. “This is a complete nonsense.”
2. “Did Anthony Kila lied..”
3. “As a doctorate degree holder myself, it nauseating the way and manners…”
4. For those of us that truly earned our PhD Dr titles, couple with...”

What university is your PhD from, please and in what field?

[Last B 🌸✨ @Ony1nyechi]

Courtesy demands that if you are three in a group and one of you don’t understand your local language, use English to chat with your other friend that understands your local language, instead of making the other person feel left out or uncomfortable.

Some of you are badly raised.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@Eintracht Same energy 😎

[Eintracht Frankfurt @Eintracht]

Ist das schon Tradition?

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@Adebayoadesanya Quoting him is like calling him out, commenting in the comments section would have suffice, and come of as honest.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@RoundlingRound @daltonbrewer @CyberMikeOG Exactly 💯😂

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

@Bond_not_james You weren't expecting the reactions you're getting in this comments Abi? 😅

[Chude @Chude_ND1]

Last year, one Sunday morning, I drove for Bolt to see how it works. I had registered months earlier when fuel was around ₦800.

I worked from 8 AM to 9 PM and made about ₦75,000 (roughly $50). I spent ₦50,000 on fuel, ₦11,000 on Bolt’s commission, and ₦4,000 on lunch at Chicken Republic. After some offline trips, I went home with less than ₦10,000 profit—almost nothing.

That day made me question many things in this country more deeply. I respect Bolt drivers and wonder how they survive. What if their car breaks down? Where will they find repair money?

Since then, when people criticise drivers for requesting offline trips or negotiating higher fares, I stay out of it. Most will never understand the reality. Why has Bolt refused to increase prices for them?

When people discussed Uber leaving Nigeria, I didn’t join. Drivers had stopped using Uber long ago because its commission was higher than Bolt’s and Indrive’s.

[Ali Baba @AAliBwala]

That'll still be CR7 balling in the Cretaceous period. 🔥 You can see the resemblance. T-rex7

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

If the asteroids had never hit

[Daddy D.O🇳🇬 @DOlusegun]

"President Tinubu has been campaigning for three years with his policies and has basically turned Nigeria into a construction site, everywhere you go to, you would find a major project. Lives have been touched, millions of students who wouldn't have had access to education now do through NELFUND"

- Obafemi George, Member APC PCC Media & Strategic comms committee.