Amanda Cozad

ain’t no skinny birch

[meryl wilsner (they/them) @merylwilsner]

I’m the type of queer with a rainbow phone case, anklet in the trans flag colors, and toenails painted pink, purple, and blue 🌈🏳️‍⚧️💖💙💜🏳️‍⚧️🌈

[State Farm @StateFarm]

Due to the extreme weather, we are experiencing system connectivity issues. Crews are working to restore accessibility. We apologize for the inconvenience.

[Amanda Cozad @ABCozad]

While we are apologizing to @britneyspears, can we apologize to @taylorswift13 too? We dragged her for everything

[Amanda Cozad @ABCozad]

Update: just remembered I’m scared of heights so my plans for learning to fly are over

[Amanda Cozad @ABCozad]

Had a dream that I learned how to fly a hot air balloon and now it’s all I can think about

[Amanda Cozad @ABCozad]

Had a dream that I learned how to fly a hot air balloon and now it’s all I can think about

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

y'all, if I have to explain the difference between relevance and context one more time...

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Amanda Cozad @ABCozad]

@brycetpittman Ages like fine wine

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

live pic of police at the capitol

[Dr. Mireille Miller-Young @DrMireille]

First lesson of 2021: Don’t try to go back to pants with buttons. It’s still too soon!

[ٍ @atksufi]

I miss this feeling

[Amanda Cozad @ABCozad]

Why do cats put their lives in danger and then get mad at you for helping them like?

[Amanda Cozad @ABCozad]

If seasonal depression is kicking your ass and your checking account is below zero, just remind yourself that you dont look like the #rockefellerchristmastree and you’ll be fine

[Amanda Cozad @ABCozad]

Damn right

[People @people]

Michael B. Jordan Is PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive 2020: 'The Women in My Family Are Proud of This One' https://t.co/RcwUKqAUYn (@michaelb4jordan)

[JP Mangalindan @JPManga]

Grateful for many things, including the first female VP of the United States.

It’s a beautiful, new day. 🇺🇸

#Election2020results