ollie🌷

man and a muppet

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and he’s just looking at google maps scrolling around

[owiebrainhurts @owiebrainhurts]

taking the kids out for a treat before we all go trainspotting

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Kermit, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

i really wish panera still had the lemonade that kills you

[jewel 🍒 @jeweltonedblues]

I used to set shit like this up in my closet as a kid. Now I'm gay and autistic.

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

did the doctor from arrested development write this

[shaylyn @jermbini]

Why is the silhouette kind of giving jerma doing the yellow m&m pose

[ollie🌷 @ABEDNAD1R]

my mom spent 5 minutes reading about luigi mangione and now she’s trying to follow him on goodreads

[ollie🌷 @ABEDNAD1R]

greatest moment of my entire life BTW

[Josh Bailey @xjoshbaileyx]

Live look at the fucking idiots that decided to close Muppetvision.

[sophie 🌛 @cowboylikebug]

COME AND TAKE IT ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s so cool how everything just sucks now

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

i still think about this 10yr old post a lot