AnythingButPenalties

Spurs fan with an interest in stats. Working in software / ML.

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In Spain during the Champions League final, I noticed the two bars showing it in the square I was eating dinner in were over 30 seconds out of synch. I got to watch Arsenal lose in the first one, then ran over to the other to watch another set of fans lose again.

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Spurs just about survived, now who should stay and who should go? https://t.co/wm376rkgLl via @ABPSpurs

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Phew.

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@SW_Help Now again this morning. Third day in a row. What is happening with the train stopped at Hersham?

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Can Darren Fletcher not give us one sentence of praise, instead of hammering Villa.

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We gave you your career best iconic commentary line fletch you cunt

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@FPLMate Is FH 33 WC 34 better or vice versa? I have no BB.

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@FPL_Harry Is FH 33 WC 34 better or vice versa? I have no BB.

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@LetsTalk_FPL Is FH 33 WC 34 better or vice versa?

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Now after queuing 40 mins to get in and ages for swarm it's broken.

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@THORPEPARK Hyperia and Nemesis closed and the other queues approaching 100 mins. What is the point in going?

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Did Keith Andrews just have a sideways swipe at Spurs on Frank's behalf?

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@FPL_Harry Never thought Bowen vs Wolves would get me points for defcon!

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@FPLMate He posted over 0.6 xG for both the last two games. So while his actual goals have been outliers, I don't think he's the worst pick, even based on the data. Especially given the current paucity of options.

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Wow that was bad. No possession / passing in midfield as usual, but the baffling thing was how bad we were without the ball despite a back 7.

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@THORPEPARK fast pass in the swarm queue and stuck here for 45 mins while they add a train. No info as to how long it will take or whether we should keel waiting. Please tell us what's going on!

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@LEGOLANDWindsor why are you filling up virtually the whole Sky Lion ride from the fast track? The main queue doesn't get a go!

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@SW_Help why is 17.32 Waterloo to Guilford stuck on the platform?