Andries Pienaar

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian. It's like I've never seen herbivore. #ZING

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

@StevomalaN One alcoholic drink turns into more than one 99% of the time #ownstats Dis nou jammer ek het tipe 1 diabetis #alcoholVSdiabetes

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"@OhWonka: Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great."@Jan_Hiddema @indieWout

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

[Oom Rugby @Oom_Rugby]

hell this constant TMO referal & look back at footage irritate me. soon we will have Gerrie nel & Roux debate every try in front of a judge

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"@NerudaLove: Slowly dies he who doesn’t travel, he who doesn’t read, he who doesn’t listen to music" @neethlinguys #margate #dankie.

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"@MarilynMonroeDC: I'm not perfect, but I'll do my best for you.." @indieWout #verlofinsitvirvanwaltsleben #moeite #pureman #verlief

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"@iRealFrankOcean: A girl who cries is a girl who cares."@indieWout

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

@indieWout Ek werk wye area,gan vestig buite Trichardt,nuwe kompleks langs ou President Greyling Wentzel se plaashuis.#nogitalentgesoeknie

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

@indieWout haha,dis di job,ni die love.#waardasies #besig #rybaie. Jy klink soos lianie may #wantjysoenmyniemeernie. #IsDieWaiterAlvdmerwe?

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

@indieWout , ek het oorgeslaap ja,saamgekuier ja,ekt toe ons uitloop by jou deur gese bye,geen reaksie gekry. Ma dankie baie.#lekkerwaiter

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"@ImLeslieChow: Bad: Waking up and finding a penis drawn on your face. Worse: It was traced" #asgibbsnabyis #moontlikheid #sout @SJvdmerwe9

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"I only keep your number in my phone, so I know not to answer when you call."@SJvdmerwe9 #baievandaaiysters #jyweetmoshoespeelekhom

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"@RugbyFifteen: De Villiers leads big-hitting Bok XI http://t.co/sVbhsOFTCH via @rugbyfifteen"@SJvdmerwe9 @StevomalaN

[Not Peter de Villiers @Coachdivvy]

Could Jacques Kallis be The Grinch? Using christmas day to announce his retirement and stealing happiness from everyone?

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

@indieWout ,gedink jy sal iets te se he,man stry nie met die waarheid nie,ma dankie wouti,dalk n kuier as ek ha terugvat.#staysafe #MPgroete

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"@ImLeslieChow: #1 RULE DURING ARGUMENTS: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar." @Jan_Hiddema #herken #erken

[Andries Pienaar @ABW_Pienaar]

"@TheComedyJokes: Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser."@SJvdmerwe9