The Official Twitter Account for The 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 of The Canadian Energy Centre War Room of The Jason Kenney Government of Alberta. Ps 14:3.
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Jason Kenney's Mom's Actual Basement, Calgary, Alberta Canada, War Room
As everyone knows, there has never been a single computer used in the oil-and-gas industry.
All of our technology is based on 1800s-era hydraulic pumps, we communicate in morse code telegraphs, and we have no digital records of anything.
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So predictable.
From the 16th floor of their downtown Toronto office tower, the Globe & Mail editorial board tut-tuts provincial govts for cutting gas taxes for working people.
The laptop class really doesn’t care about the challenges facing people who have to drive to work.
The Liberal Newsmedia at CBC says Alberta can't attract the youth anymore? How can that be after five decades of subsidies of literally burning all our money in the oil industry with nothing to show for it in the long term?!
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War is bad unless it's good for Alberta oil. Then the humans suffering and dying are just collateral damage to the oil industry's profits. #ableg#cdnpoli#abpoli
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Our overpriced colleges only teach skills relevant to oil and gas.
Our housing is unaffordable unless you want to live where no one wants to live.
Alberta is doomed.
Please come live here. Please. We're so desperate for right-wing hangers-on. #ableg#cdnpoli#Abpoli
Every Albertan deserves an opportunity.
To learn a skill.
To find a job.
To start a business.
To buy a home.
To build a life.
With Alberta's Recovery Plan 🏗, those opportunities will be limitless!
Alberta would rather spend $30,000,000/year to do PR for the completely-unprofitable-without-subsidies oil industry than protect a single human being from dying of COVID.
Thank you Albertans for showing the world where your true priorities are.
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Alberta’s Legislature removed the power of mandatory vaccination from the Public Health Act last year and will not revisit that decision, period.
While we strongly encourage those who are eligible to get vaccinated, it is ultimately a personal choice that individuals must make.
Without billions of dollars in subsidies every year, the oil industry would collapse. Thanks, Miraculous Free Market Capitalism and Unlimited Corporate Welfare!
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Follow our new series that raises a toast to the miraculous free market. Starts Dec. 18 in the National Post or read it online now.
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#ThanksTrudeau for letting Albertans and other Canadians downstream drink their cancer-causing chemicals.
Between giving everyone downstream cancer and entirely failing to reign in the RCMP in BC, @JustinTrudeau is a true hero to the oil industry.
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The federal government has begun developing regulations to allow oilsands operators in northern Alberta to begin releasing treated tailings water back into the environment, something that's been prohibited for decades. VIA @KyleBakx https://t.co/m0IALM8MOK
Instead, we gave the province an ideological, fascist, anti-human, anti-indigenous, pro-Nazi school curriculum.
Thus ensuring Alberta's children will be qualified for manual labour jobs turning wrenches in the oil patch and literally nothing else.
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We promised to stop the NDP's ideological, left-wing, politicized rewrite of the school curriculum.
We kept our word. We've stopped it. We are now presenting Albertans with a thoughtful and balanced curriculum to set young people up for success.
Don't worry #ableg twitter! We found a bigger piece of dung to replace the gigantic one being asked to step aside.
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We would like to thank the premier for conflating Opinion Columnist Chris Varcoe with actual journalism.
With leadership like this, Albertans will never be able to distinguish journalism from old white men smelling their own farts for money.
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Alberta has literally one industry. It may have fired 20,000 people in the last year alone due to mergers but that will never stop our Government from unethically promoting the least ethical industry in Canada on its social media channels.
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The oil industry stands with @Alberta_UCP and thanks them for the use of the RCMP soldiers to smash dissent around our very important natural gas line.
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Alberta’s NDP “stands in solidarity” with illegal road blocks designed to halt construction of a safe, approved natural gas pipeline.
@Alberta_UCP stands in solidarity with the twenty elected First Nations governments in Northern BC who unequivocally support Costal Gas Link.
In the oil industry, we call in the RCMP to arrest, murder, and otherwise displace indigenous peoples from their land so that pipelines can be built and Alberta's one and only export can flow.
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This incitement to violence by David Suzuki is dangerous, and should be condemned universally.
In Canada we resolve our differences peacefully and democratically, not with threats of terrorism or acts of violence.
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