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@1Xtra they all state the time, must be the connection

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@1Xtra scrambled is best. It’s even simpler than fries but has more favour possibilities than an omelette, which is my strong second. Even non egg eaters can eat a scrambled egg flavoured the right way

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@1Xtra you gotta play bieber, bun the haters

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@1Xtra gotta be jlo. Heading Nicole makes me believe I can sing and I sound like a frog being savages by hyenas

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@1Xtra I’m of Caribbean heritage but I’m prompt if not early to almost all events

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@1Xtra kept my job, was just ridiculed as an imbecile for the day #worthit

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@1Xtra didn’t show up and didn’t call just turned up next day asking how everyone else’s bank holiday weekend was. When questioned I said my calendar had national holiday in but must’ve been a different country lol

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@1Xtra he bought plane tickets for him and his grandma and she outright refused to go. Serves him right for getting into big people business 😳🤣

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@1Xtra Jeremiah asianah “you don’t know my plans” 🤣🤣🤣

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@1Xtra me and the wife reckon 25

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@1Xtra all I’m saying is their irons smooth out my shirts differently and the spare pillows are banging quality

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@1Xtra the sample is cam’Ron oh boy, got it immediately

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@1Xtra can’t play knock door run in the park as it needs doors/houses. Nor heads down thumbs up as it needs desks. These people don’t understand the rules. Big up charades though

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@1Xtra the worst player in tag just can’t catch anyone and the game basically ends. But in ispy even the worst player can play so bun tab #Iwasthefatkidintag

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@1xtra it’s tortellini. It can contain multiple flavours. Can be a meal by itself. Can be in a pasta bake. Can be covered in sauce, it’s the ultimate in deliciousness and versatility

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@1Xtra woman’s hips are wider than the waist so the zip allows the room to get past the hips but then fasten snug around the waist

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@1Xtra why aren’t we listening to the jhene aiko remix? #dissappointed

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@1Xtra it’s drizzy drake for sure. #BigFaxNoPrinter

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@1Xtra drake the motto 100%🔥🔥🔥

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@1Xtra is it the metal shaker ball dropping into a bottle