@BestGuiseEver Aman…I mean…Expatriette would like to express her extreme displeasure with that erroneous claim. She just tried to put a bullet through my iPad but it bounced off (rubber rounds) and embedded itself in a Lexus that some very ugly thugs were stealing.
@sentinelsrpg@BestGuiseEver Ugh. I assure you he has. He's been running around the city all day telling every passerby to look at it... nobody has a clue what he's talking about #exhausting
Thought I'd do something nice for Expatriette today so I borrowed the car to go get groceries. Somehow managed to slam the back hatch onto my head. Is it bad if I've been dizzy for several hours now?
@BestGuiseEver Is that what they're calling getting impeached nowadays? A retcon? Sorry dude but recreating Ice Town from Parks and Recreation using banana smoothies probably isn't a great use of taxpayer dollars.
@Westyrpwaters I asked Nightmist once why she wouldn't let us visit her granddad's old stomping ground and she said something about curses and horrible monsters. I might have to tune in and see what she was talking about...