Amanda Rin Orange

Charm city resident. Not a porn bot. Made with bits of real panther.

[Amanda Rin Orange @ABreezzii]

Turned on "the lemming report" thinking it'd be a literal report on lemmings. Was sports. VERY disappointed.

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#bachelorettevote tino franco

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"50% more gore!"

"80% more monologues where the speaker explains major plot points while looking broody!" 

"100% more torture! Kid on adult, government on citizen, kid on kid- let's cover all the bases!"

- The writers room for this season of "stranger things", apparently

[Amanda Rin Orange @ABreezzii]

@MaryEMiles @maurasupial Spicy hot take: almost any time a pasta is used in a soup it would be better served by a potato. Also, hi Twitter!

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Why did they just play a commercial for the NFL in the middle of the Superbowl... You already got us, we are all here, don't be thirsty.

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@maurasupial Sounds to me like they mostly just have an issue with hufflepuffs which I think extends beyond their generation.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Update: the activists who destroyed the Christopher Columbus statue have investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing

[Amanda Rin Orange @ABreezzii]

The three words that best describe @MaryEMiles : gentlemanly, Christlike, and matronly.

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

Hey sharks
I won’t take up too much of your time, my idea is baby carrots that aren’t soaking wet

[Amanda Rin Orange @ABreezzii]

@maurasupial Honestly I think going by yourself is better if anything cause then other people's opinions won't get in your head. Then you can take people with you to look at stuff once you've decided what you like to hype you up

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@jordankoebler @conor_tripler @may3rfan LOLOL silt loam can literally SMD

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@TheThrowfessor Def done this before hahaha

[Amanda Rin Orange @ABreezzii]

Just had my annual workplace review over a "teams" video chat. I'm wearing makeup, a button up blouse, gym leggings, and slippers shaped like the poop emoji. #strangetimes

[kurt hoebain @dicaprihoeeeee]

hannah ann and madison after peter gives the final rose to his mom #Bachelor

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@maurasupial @shes_rae I'm systematically getting blonder and blonder just to avoid this stigma.

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@shes_rae Preaching the gospel one Uber at a time

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@maurasupial Hi. If you had to date one mystical creature (ie. Vamo, werewolf, faerie, etc ) what would it be

[Amanda Rin Orange @ABreezzii]

Really unfair that cheetah print is so hot right now, considering that I had to throw all mine away in 2010 to avoid being mistaken for a Jersey Shore Meatball. Fashion is a viscious cycle and I can't stop opting in.

[Danielle Perez she/her @DivaDelux]

Men think women are sensitive but have you ever said “Joe Rogan sucks” in front of a man?

[Amanda Rin Orange @ABreezzii]

@emj0h1014 "Drag Queen advocate" is one I've never heard before- where do I sign up?

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@theAntiBinge The westing game is DOPE