Brij Bhakta

My favorite stereotype is Sony.

[Brij Bhakta @ABrijTooFar]

"Without beer, prohibition doesn't work." - Homer Simpson

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All three of us got really sick, cold, cough, fever, the works, sucked real bad.

Wasn't covid.

#conflicted

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@AmericanAir Still in Dallas. Bravo.

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@AmericanAir So your organization just stopped trying is it? If I would've flown Spirit (6 hour layover) I would be home by now. Glad I spent the extra bucks for a quicker flight.

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@NealDandade Becasue Gregorian chant hands land you in jail.

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

American soldier with lactation difficulties relentlessly mocked by large-breasted Fox News dancer.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Here’s a wonderful quote for you to discuss quietly amongst yourselves. Or ignore it if you think it might upset you. ✌️

[Brij Bhakta @ABrijTooFar]

No other comedian in my opinion exemplified "the punchline is all that matters" than Norm. So bummed. If you don't know who he is or are familiar with his work, then you are not in the know. #RIPNormMacDonald

[Brij Bhakta @ABrijTooFar]

@thedailybeast 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Happy birthday @ThatJoshArnold.

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@dannyburt33

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@thedailybeast Been seeing a lot of stories like this. I don't feel sad. Nor do I feel sorry for his loved ones. I won't say "good riddance" either.

You dig your own grave, that's all. This is not unfortunate, nor is it random or chaotic. A choice was made. It's proof positive of evolution.

[Pro Innoculation, Pro Durags, Pro Choice @jaesofamous]

This is the best explanation of the Covid Vaccine I’ve ever heard.

[Brij Bhakta @ABrijTooFar]

@edgarwright

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

happy seinfeld vomit day to all those who celebrate

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

Rand Paul is to medicine what Flashdance is to welding

[Brij Bhakta @ABrijTooFar]

Upper-class twit of the year.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

On this day in 1969, @montypython was born. What is your favorite sketch? #montypython

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Before the Kardashians, Only Fans, and Tik Tok. @montypython #theoriginalinfluencer

[Brij Bhakta @ABrijTooFar]

@GOPLeader Don't you have a book report due?

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.

@VUMChealth

[Marcus Flowers @Marcus4Georgia]

It’s official! I’m running for Congress against Marjorie Taylor Greene.

I've spent my entire career defending the United States and I promise to bring honor, integrity and decency to Congress.

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