Alex Brown

avid fun haver. I tweet to amuse myself.

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Watching New York Mets baseball is the best because you’ll hear Gary Cohen say stuff like “Tyler Tolbert has a better batting average than Ted Williams this week” and it’s just because they played the Mets.

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

We’re in AI hell

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Guy listening to Ben Shapiro in the public bathroom stall on 70% volume walked outta the stall, didn’t wash hands. Classic.

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Bro Wile E Coyote’d 🤣🤣🤣

[Jake Rill @JakeDRill]

Making his 1st MLB appearance of the season, Weston Wilson makes an error in left field that allows 2 runs to score on this fly ball hit by Adrian Del Castillo.

D-backs take a 2-1 lead over Orioles in 3rd inning.

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Why does @jerryblevins sound like this weird Instagram guy now I can’t unhear it (the Instagram guy is weird, not Jerry)

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

*buys 7 pounds of the finest imported cheese available*

“Ok this pasta is expensive!”

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American wanted to make “a good mac and cheese”

He wanted something that doesn’t come in a box, so he went out and got the ingredients

“This is how you know we're screwed. How much money do you think it cost me to make mac and cheese? Just take a guess”

He shows the ingredients he got that are needed to make the macaroni and cheese. To make it himself the cost was nearly $90….

Prices in America need to come drastically down

“The younger generation is screwed. How are people surviving?!”

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American wanted to make “a good mac and cheese”

He wanted something that doesn’t come in a box, so he went out and got the ingredients

“This is how you know we're screwed. How much money do you think it cost me to make mac and cheese? Just take a guess”

He shows the ingredients he got that are needed to make the macaroni and cheese. To make it himself the cost was nearly $90….

Prices in America need to come drastically down

“The younger generation is screwed. How are people surviving?!”

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Guy who invented price tags: “make it fucking suck”

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Guy whose claim to fame is calling himself catturd and whose podcast is called “in the litter box” is confused why his engagement is down

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Last week I was in the top 10 ranks on this app nationwide, and they’ve throttle me so badly, that nobody can see my stuff anymore

Please explain to me how this helps advertisers or this app. You can’t.

The vindictive far left is in full control of this app again.

Where is Elon Musk?

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Grown adult (who was denied a media credential) goes to high school sports game he’s not affiliated to “investigate” and is confused why adults are keeping tabs on him

[Dan Zaksheske @RealDanZak]

Skyline High School, which has a trans-identifying male on its girls volleyball team, is currently playing for a spot in the Michigan state tournament. The principal of Skyline is following me everywhere I go inside the gym.

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Gambling app where billions of dollars exchange hands actively attempting to influence the outcomes of said gambling on their own website and it’s completely legal and you only need to be 18 to participate

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A million New Yorkers claim they will flee the city if Mamdani wins tomorrow.

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Damn it why do the dodgers have to do such amazing things.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

"He's an unbelievable human being."

RJ Peete, a longtime clubhouse attendant for the Dodgers, embodies what it truly means to be family within the clubhouse. Tom Rinaldi shares the inspiring story of how RJ has defied expectations and found purpose with the team.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Scherzer was so pumped for Yesavage that he started throwing shit

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

“Quite the look” and it’s just the hardest fit of all time

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Kiké Hernandez is sporting quite the look before tonight’s game

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Seeing a never before seen angle of something so impactful to my childhood is what I imagine it felt like for caveman to discover fire.

[Kevin Wheeler @KevinWheeler94]

14 years ago today…the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

Watching the game swing back and forth, seeing the champagne being wheeled toward the Rangers’ clubhouse before the bottom of the 9th, seeing all that led to the walk off…almost hard to believe it was real.

[Kevin Wheeler @KevinWheeler94]

14 years ago today…the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

Watching the game swing back and forth, seeing the champagne being wheeled toward the Rangers’ clubhouse before the bottom of the 9th, seeing all that led to the walk off…almost hard to believe it was real.

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

 this guy just change the ‘big dumper’ narrative?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NO. 5️⃣0️⃣ FOR BIG DUMPER ☄️

Cal Raleigh is the first catcher in MLB history to hit 50 home runs in a season 👏

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NO. 5️⃣0️⃣ FOR BIG DUMPER ☄️

Cal Raleigh is the first catcher in MLB history to hit 50 home runs in a season 👏

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

Have a field day with this one @KutterIsKing

[Alex Brown @ABrown_Guy]

@MLB Francisco Lin-door? Think he ever gets in touch with Tyler Glass-now? Thanks I’ll hang up and listen