Bro told his dad “I’ll be in there in a minute, let me chill for a minute out here” whole time he was hard asf & his dick wouldn’t go down. so he stayed in the car & shot nut all over his fathers seat - nigga nutted from the passenger side to the driver side 🥴
walked in the house & caught my cousin on the couch beating his dick. He ain’t even try to cover up he just rushed to get his nut then pulled his pants up and left the nut right there on the floor. 🥴🥴 he texted me later “I be horny. my bad cuz did you get that nut up tho?”
Asked my dad why he’s been single for so long. He said:
“Son.. every bitch I had said my dick too thick and I nut too much. I need somebody that can take it. Come up here and take care of dada so I can show you this in person since you so concerned” 😳🥴🤯
My cousin needed a job so I gave him work by getting him to help build my front porch.. I go back outside after an hour this nigga sittin on the bench beating his dick in the front yard 😳🫣 he said “I’m sorry cuz but you in them ethikas & no shirt did sumn to me” 😳 nigga what?!
I asked brother why it smells musky & funky everytime I come in his room. He said "it's hard dealing with Donkey Dick all day when you have work to do" then pulled his heavy dick out & finished getting his nut since I interrupted him. 😵💫
Moved in with my big brother and all he do is stay up late, smoke and NUT all over himself on the living room couch. He got so high lastnight he sent me this;
“Wake up bro, Im high & horny asf nigga come slurp this milk from my meat so I don’t gotta keep making a mess” 😳😵💫
I took my son phone cause he was failing his college classes. I went through it, just to find him repainting the sink. I knew I heard sum the other day. He wanna be a YN so bad.. so come shoot that shit on dada son, just know imma shoot back 😏😈