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good at nothing, mediocre at everything. speedway club chill member

[AR @ABuschLight30]

If it’s wrong to go to your neighborhood liquor store in a wet swimsuit and Jean jacket, then I don’t want to be right

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If smoking cigs isn’t cool, why did they used to give you your own section in restaurants?

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Okay so if a chick invites me over to watch Night at the Museum, I’m definitely not going. But if I go over to a chicks house and we end up watching Night at the Museum, I’m so down. And that’s pretty much how I feel about the movie

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@griffinshockey @VanAndelArena So why was it canceled? It was disappointing to sit there and not even hear why

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If you’re fat and you run your mouth around me, you’re gonna hear about it

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@KoreaPistonsFan The joy Rd McDonalds is called the Murder Mac for a reason

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In what fuckin world should I be asking my doctor about medicine? These commercials are insane

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To be honest, why does any celebrities opinion matter?

[Variety @Variety]

Jelly Roll was asked about politics after his #Grammys win and said "people shouldn’t care to hear my opinion. I’m a dumb redneck."

"I hate to be the artist that sounds aloof, but I just feel so disconnected from what’s happening. I didn’t know politics were real until I was in my mid-20s in jail. That’s how disconnected you are when you grow up in a drug-addicted household."

https://t.co/H6WLHcZ82X

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@financedystop If you have the money for this, you have the money to live in a neighborhood that package theft doesn’t happen in

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I did this in my backyard once. The neighbors were pissed and I was banned from buying fireworks for 10 years

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Asi recibió japon el 2026

Tirando un mega fuego artificial

El tercero mas grande que detonó en ese pais

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Nothing like burning your tongue taste testing the pasta to see if it’s done, I just won’t taste the entire meal now

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Day 4 of 18 day vacation, blasting @TechN9ne in the hot tub slamming Michelob ultras

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I think Hot Tub Time Machine could be considered a Christmas movie. Let me explain why:

1) There’s snow
2) Laughter, music, dancing and the overall merriness of the characters
3) There’s a life lesson
4) It puts you in a good mood

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Why is little bear the only one not wearing clothes? The little freak

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Also apparently it’s impossible to undo a retweet these days so I give up

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Fuck you, one is a baked potato for sure

[Mike @michaelhitack]

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

[Mike @michaelhitack]

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

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I meant to leave some music on for my new cat Biscuit today while I was at work. But what I really did was start a 10-hour loop of Horse With No Name by America. And that is the worst band name for him to hate

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You know when you meet someone at a bar and add them as a contact but you put their last name as the place you met them at?

Well I’ll tell you that Madison Dirty Shame should be embarrassed because she stopped replying and now I have nothing else to change her name to

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If Microsoft teams ever announces a stories feature, that will be the last time I log into my computer