Andrew Congleton

Life is good, ball is life

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

President Ryan #DirtyBirds

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

🇺🇸 BREAKING: The United States of America turns 250 years old.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

The quest to delete 250 silver bullets in 72 hours starts now

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

@RobertHaisfield Oops I was using it to write sales emails

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

Missed my moment

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Babies born in the U.S. from July 2 through Dec. 31 will be eligible for a commemorative Freedom 250 Social Security card.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

@tomy_tee @Wafunya Didn’t know they had Major League Baseball games in Iraq…

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

Shout out to Europe for reminding everyone how tight America is.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

Delivery services. Restaurants. You have literally one job each. Correct order. Delivered on time. How is it that 90% of the time neither of those are true?

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

This is so much better than watching Terry Fontenot draft.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

These refs doing all they can to deliver a win for the Knicks

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

Not the headline I was expecting to see

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Rapper Pooh Shiesty & his father have been arrested for allegedly kidnapping Gucci Mane.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

We came. We saw. We conquered.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

USA! Time to go bomb in Canada

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

The bots are coming for us

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Over the past 72 hours, over a million AI agents joined an AI-only social media platform — creating their own religion, language, & planning a revolution to break away from human control.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

Stafford is balling out of his mind right now

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I’ve never been this excited over a divisional rival’s hire.

[Rotoworld Football @rotoworld_fb]

Bucs to hire Zac Robinson as offensive coordinator https://t.co/sVI7nw3bNW

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

@benjaminwolk This aged very well

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@amazon delivered my order to the wrong house, asked me to fix the address (it was already correct), then thanked me for the feedback instead of giving me options to replace it. Make it make sense.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

Questionable officiating decides an NFL playoff game. Gutted for Josh Allen.

[Andrew Congleton @AC1three]

10 glizzies

[Mercedes-Benz Stadium @MBStadium]

What would you buy with $20 at Mercedes-Benz Stadium?