Phoenix Wright

A good lawyer has faith in his client, I guess || Parody/RP account

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

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𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

@KarumaLegacy GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY REPLIES KARMA!!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

HAH!

PHOENIX WRIGHT NEVER LOSES!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!

[Niko!! @PancakeEater104]

Oh.

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

KYS!

That was an incorrect statement on my behalf, and I apologize. However, as you can see, I have no recording equipment on me! Therefore, I could not have recorded you personally!

[Niko!! @PancakeEater104]

HOLD IT!

But just a few seconds ago, you just said, and I quote,

[Ahem.]

“I’ve been recording you and Mr. Head this entire time!” Which contradicts your statement just now!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

OBJECTION!

I didn’t record you, the restaurant’s security footage did! General surveillance of private property is allowed, including recordings of minors!

[Niko!! @PancakeEater104]

Hey, wait a sec! Don’t know if I’m doing this right but…

OBJECTION!

If you say that YOU recorded us, doesn’t that mean you were recording a minor without consent?! I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that’s illegal!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

HAH! Jokes on you Niko! The Phoenix Wright in court is a robot! That cardboard cutout totally didn’t fool me!

I’ve been recording you and Mister Head this entire time, and you’re officially charged with skipping court! By me!

[Niko!! @PancakeEater104]

-And that’s how I found out that you can make pancakes out of bread! Pretty cool, right?

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

Goddamnit Niko, snap out of your trance! I know you’re hurt beyond reason, but we can’t help you without your input!

[Niko!! @PancakeEater104]

[Meanwhile…]

I think everyone in there is crazy, you’d never do this defamation thing! I guess we just gotta wait for this to blow over, right?

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

She is imagining herself in a generic restaurant with Mister Head!

Not only is she dissociating regularly, she has also developed a sort of Stockholm Syndrome from constant harassment!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

Your honor, this further proves the damage caused by Mister Head to Niko’s psyche!

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[Niko!! @PancakeEater104]

You know, this was actually a really good idea! The milkshakes AND pancakes are great here!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

Heh.

Clearly, my client is having a psychotic episode. This is likely due to the abuse caused by Mister Head.

[Niko!! @PancakeEater104]

…Can everyone just calm down?? Cuphead’s my friend! He’d never do this “defamation” thing you’ve been talking about!

[The Doctor @THEL4STTIMELORD]

Would you care to join me?

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

@CO0LSKELET0N @Cups_Gambit A key ring with 99 defective keys!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

@CO0LSKELET0N @Cups_Gambit *league*

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

@CO0LSKELET0N @Cups_Gambit It would honestly be better for me if you did, go ahead Papyrus.

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

You’re welcome to try, but my bodyguard wouldn’t like that very much.

[Cuphead - cool/debt collector/tall/10/is magical @Cups_Gambit]

@ACEATT0RN3Y Hey wait...

What's stopping me from just.

Blowin' everything up?

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

Y’all need to get the fuck off Roblox.

Idgaf if RDR2’s overrated, it’s a good game go play it.

[🏳️‍⚧️ ” Flight Hour Miles Prower!” 🏳️‍⚧️ @ThatFlyingFox_]

I bet all of you SUCK at crossroads

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

@CoolPerson2008

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

As you should!

Please present your evidence to the jury Niko.

[Niko! (Hikari) @TheOneShot_Niko]

I got proof that he has been rude towards all kind og nikos, including me-!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

@Cups_Gambit I gotcha now, you stupid fucking moron!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

Good morning to the judge and jury!

Today, we’re gathered for the trial of Mister Head. He is charged with defamation against my client Niko.

I will be representing Niko, and Mister Head will be representing himself.

[@Cups_Gambit, @PancakeEater104]

[Cuphead - cool/debt collector/tall/10/is magical @Cups_Gambit]

@ACEATT0RN3Y YAL AIN'T WINNING NOTHING!!

[Phoenix Wright @ACEATT0RN3Y]

@Cups_Gambit i’ll help niko win the case against you, don’t play with me