Spenk

I got no business walking around with this fat ass

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Democrats were rigging elections, that orange pedophile wouldn’t be president right now. Be fucking for real.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

How’s is it possible that an unqualified, inexperienced, Republican candidate can’t win in one of the most liberal cities in the country?

Explain it to me like I’m a die-hard Spencer Pratt supporter.

[Spenk @ACRAZYMEXICAN]

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump claims that he never insisted there would be no new wars under his leadership:

“First of all, I didn't guarantee no war. Why would I have built the strongest military in the world?”

[Spenk @ACRAZYMEXICAN]

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[SKisM @skism_uk]

today is the day when some people realise that their favourite tunes from the mix don't exist and are just double / triple drops. soz

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[©️untley Roberts @VaginaRoberts]

I am in fucking TEARS 😭😭💀

this is why I can’t leave this stupid app lol

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Dying at “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.”

[Zee @ZainabBell657]

Did you know when counting numbers your lips don't touch until you get to a million

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

REPORT: White House insider states that Xi Jinping has allegedly “Pulled it out and tapped it on (President Donald Trump’s) tongue(…)”

Source: Dexerto

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Spenk @ACRAZYMEXICAN]

@samwakinsvv Didn’t pre orders go out in 2019? Def before the real craziness happened.

I guess you could say they could have canceled it.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You can’t really argue this. They believe in investing in the people and infrastructure.

[Spenk @ACRAZYMEXICAN]

@LeakerApple Pretty sure everyone will just say “computer”

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

Never hated someone so much who was this funny.