LowHangingFruitFarmer

I’m here for the CBBiverse

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

Today’s CBB was so good it compelled me to come back to this app just to let y’all know.
@ComedyBangBang
@mattapodaca
@eggy_boom
@PFTompkins

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

I used to be “mature for my age” now I’m “old before my time.”

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

I love the @ComedyBangBang best-ofs. #birdman

["All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3]

The new Twitter committee on Free speech:

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

@actualeesimpson That stuff is magic (i.e., a technology sufficiently advanced that I don’t understand it works)

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

@earwolf Great fans (of low hanging fruit) think alike!

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

Seems @earwolf is going for the low hanging fruit today…

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

Truly it is the most wonderful time of the year.
@ComedyBangBang
@ScottAukerman
@PFTompkins

https://t.co/lH3IEn54xf

["All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3]

With the help of my IT group and insiders I am releasing ElonFiles #1

Yes, that's Elon with the guys that paid Jared $2 billion. Oh, and that's Jared.

Care to respond @elonmusk or will you continue to silence my voice?

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

Truly it is the most wonderful time of the year.
@ComedyBangBang
@ScottAukerman
@PFTompkins

https://t.co/lH3IEn54xf

[JP @J_Pantaloons]

Dear Scott-
You don't owe me shit, but I haven't had a good Christmas in a decade or so. So may I ask for a present? A dedicated Hey, Randy feed? It would be a true Claukermas miracle.

@ScottAukerman @ComedyBangBang @tim_baltz

@ScottAukerman @ComedyBangBang @tim_baltz

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

@J_Pantaloons I loved it!

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

Ambrose alert: American author Ambrose Bierce is still dead.
@CBBCatchphrases

["All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3]

But... But... Elon believes in free speech

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

Excited to get my B4B “garden stake” today, tho gotta admit I’m a little bummed it was drilled crooked and was already splintering when I unboxed it. Not sure what happened to the numeral 5 either… probably the fault of goddamn monsters
@BonanasPod
@TVsAndyDaly
@MattGourley

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

DON’T LET HIS BRIEF LIFE OF PLUGGING THIS SHOW BE IN VAIN

Tix: https://t.co/hRAuCIt2os

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

The @ComedyBangBang 2022 Holiday Special is here! With stars galore bringing you festive cheer!

Listen anywhere you get podcasts - archives & ad-free episodes at https://t.co/pMYtaAk4Ps!

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

The discord freaks, for Scott’s parties, are united
By the fact of forever being uninvited.
@CBBCatchphrases

[LowHangingFruitFarmer @ACSatPDX]

Between apps on my phone and naps in my home, there’s no time left to shake my bones. @CBBCatchphrases

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Watching people have sex is like porn to me. @CBBCatchphrases