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This Twitter account should have been deleted 4 years ago. Please don't scroll past 2018

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Mr. Storch came up to me before graduation. "We are at an honorable ceremony, No heelys." The risk was worth the reward. Sorry Mr. Storch

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fuck

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So when you try to cancel your VIP status, which in the email says you can do it online, you actually find out you have to CALL. So I call the number to cancel and I get their ANSWERING MACHINE??? I am not a happy camper @RRSports give me my money back

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Just want to let everyone know to never buy running shoes from @RRSports I purchased a pair of shoes back in November 2019 and they just charged me $40, a year and a half later, for some VIP thing I never realized I was still a part of.

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So one of my students drew me as handsome squidward for fun. My distinguishing features are my bike helmet and mustache if you cannot tell.

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Hi I started a Tiktok account to showcase my best sleep talk recordings. This is my favorite this week
https://t.co/aZb5trzqNw

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Today, my entire freshmen lab section came to the realization that I was in fact, Alex Cotter, their former TA from last fall to which multiple kids said "You are Alex, as in Alex Cotter?" and one guy even saying "You were my favorite TA!" I just took attendance...

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I just burped in my lecture on Zoom and heard it through my professors mic only to realize I had never muted myself since the start of lecture. It started an hour ago...

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@dueckdre Checkmate

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Art imitates art

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I call this series of photos "Man vs Wild" cuz I really like the contrast of telephone poles in nature

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My mother asked me to make the family calendar this year. This is November

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Cat photoshoot

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@barstoolarabia This is a literal Nick Miller quote from New Girl

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@ektor_jr More like "Pettiest bad boy" am I right?!

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@UltiDers An even funner fact is that I was able to identify that was a picture of Skyler Boles, one of the best OG spikeballers

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@UltiDers Fun fact that is actually a spikeball jersey. Savage makes jerseys for them too. Spot the logo on the other shoulder

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Hi, if you own a coffee maker and have five minutes please take my survey I made for my graduate design class
https://t.co/NuMZ1N94N5

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@barstoolarabia Kinda a bad pic but I would like to think I've never met someone with higher arches than me

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This is Toothless. Falafel is now no longer in the picture #literalpun

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Falafel the type of cat that does not know how to sit normally. Normal cats sit on your lap. Falafel says hold my beer and sits on my left thigh. I will be putting her up for adoption shortly