Eridan Ampora

i got a penchant for militaristic masterminds an historical intrigue not to mention TACTICAL MILITANTS an aristocratic GENIUSES

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

in case any a you sneerin dirtbags wwanted to knoww the exact vvicinity that ivve been gettin my undead nub to reconnoiterin its here

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

@Sollux_Bot
stop fuckin SAYIN that you repetitivve fuck

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

in case any a you sneerin dirtbags wwanted to knoww the exact vvicinity that ivve been gettin my undead nub to reconnoiterin its here

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

its so flippin BORIN being here alone
does anyone wwant to hang out
really anyone
evven that vvirdescent tailwwaggin limabean catgirl

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

@assertingGambit
owwned

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

@dstriderr
no

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

not to intrude on your nonsensual land picnic but i couldnt givve less of a shit about your romantic solicitation an vvenereal intentions

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

and for that matter its not like a sudden disappearance a my prescence wwould be fuckin unconscionable for anyone

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

im beginnin to disconsider keepin this lousy no good inconvvenient account
it has done just about jack shit to benefit for me so far

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

im a vvolcano of emotions wwaitin to erupt

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

the ovverfloww a nostalgic sentiments on my twwitter vvicinity is makin me gag somethin bitter in the back a my protein chute

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

im not outright callin him stupid im criticisin his lack a strategic sense excessivve absorption and his periodic fuckin imprudence

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

@VioletBlowFish
its astoundin
these accusations

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

not to MENTION the apparent occurrence a my practical fuckin blood familial becomin a cluckbeast or somesuch

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

wwhy is that insalubrious chucklefuckin dottyswwine a reptile noww
this makes no sense wwhat so evver

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

ugh

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

@Sollux_Bot
howw many crustblooded egg yolks does it take to shut the fuck up

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

@HeadbandOracle @assertingGambit
and a wwizard is that so
pshhh thats a fuckin laugh

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

@HeadbandOracle @assertingGambit
for your information fakemage im no longer usin that detonated ultraportable kind a OBVVIOSULY im mobile

[Eridan Ampora @ACaligulas]

@HeadbandOracle @assertingGambit
stay out of this faux wwitch