Alisyn Camerotta

I am a realish journalist. I cover the stories liberals want to hear & believe. But now I am breaking free on Twitter & being completely honest. Parody.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@sifto8888 @robsmithonline @CNN I agree.

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Okay I’ll say it because you won’t see this on CNN. Mollie Tibbetts was killed by an illegal immigrant. She’d be alive today if Democrats weren’t continuously obstructing our immigration laws and policies.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

I need to get in on the trend by retweeting and prefacing Jim Acosta’s tweets with:

Dear Diary: https://t.co/2kN7DzHczr

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

I tried to ask the president if he would stop calling us the enemy of the people. He did not respond.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@AngeleStar11 @LilRichie420 @ChrisCuomo Reprehensible. We just can’t say that on CNN or it would ruin the narrative we are pushing.

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@rlimmer @NewDay @JohnBerman We’re reporting on this just as much as when children were separated in similar circumstances under the Obama administration which isn’t much.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

Where is it listed in an FBI agent’s duties and responsibilities to interfere in a presidential election?

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

Isn’t @Acosta a real swell guy? Acosta and other CNN reporters caught on hot mic at Singapore summit. You’ll recall this is when Acosta disrespectfully and boorishly shouted questions at world leaders. https://t.co/9YeimhwASi

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

I’d like to apologize for @Acosta inappropriately screaming questions during a historic signing between the US and North Korea. He’s just obsessed with air time and we can’t get him to stop.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@stephkimbrell1 No Stephanie. A story that puts Obama or his administration in a bad light is not part of the CNN agenda.

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@KathyLittle18 Memorization if talking points is a criteria for working at CNN. I was rightfully worried about Sebastian Gorka because he is smart, logical and makes sense.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@dcbergin56 @physicspolitics @EmmanuelMacron Never forget that France would be speaking German if not for the US.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@MSgtHowe It’s a CNN thing. We can’t make him look bad.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@evargas963 @mschlapp It’s sorta like the Sean Spicier one where “I” say things on Twitter that are more truthful than on TV and poke fun at CNN.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

“Donald Trump is not MS 13, Alisyn” said Matt Schlapp on New Day this week. I tried arguing the similarity between informants in. MS 13 and spies in a campaign of a political opponent but came out looking ridiculous. This is my ‘I can’t believe you’re not buying my BS face.’

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@dbongino This dope needs to be on CNN.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@evargas963 @mschlapp Not fake. Parody.

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@evargas963 @mschlapp In all fairness to the guests, sometimes the questions are really dumb.

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

I wonder if CNN would let me interview James Woods? Who am I kidding? Never in a million years. He’s funny, smart, logical and makes sense. https://t.co/HkJkx910W0

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

The lowest unemployment in recorded American history. Thank you, Mr. President. #TaxCutsWork

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@Givemea27610095 @WiredSources If you like my “honest” tweets, please retweet and follow this account. I am particularly fond of tweeting about Jim (the “Diva) Acosta and Chris (the “NotSoGenius) Cuomo. 😂😂🙂

[Alisyn Camerotta @ACamerotta]

@WiredSources I know. Really bad example. I feel like an idiot.

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@gearjammer911 @Cernovich @GOP I don’t want to be a maniac. I just have to be one on CNN. I’m pretty reasonable and normal in real life.