A. Carl Carlson

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@Zappos I wore these Mephisto for the first time today and this happened. Please help!

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

I bought this SUV thinking that it would be the one I drove until the wheels fell off, hopefully at about 350k miles. Unfortunately times changed, I knocked up my wife (our third kid, due in August), and got a service dog!

https://t.co/OaZVB2PZY1

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@AACoExec Good morning, I am looking for a plot map of my house in Millersville, and no one at the county offices are able to help me. Where do I find this map? Thank you!

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@AACountyGovt I am trying to find a Plot plan of my house in Millersville. Where do I do that?

[Warrior Canine Connection @WarriorCanineCn]

We just found out our friends @GMA featured our @exploreorg Puppy Cam! Check out our LIVE cam at: https://t.co/YOiBMDPr7A

...and @LaraSpencer you’re due for a puppy petting session at our new Healing Quarters! It’s an open invitation!

#FurTheLoveOfVeterans

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@alisoneroman Hey! I think it was the amount of flour. I originally used 120 g per cup and then I adjusted to your 145 g per cup and they turned out perfectly.

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@alisoneroman I made #thecookies and they melted! Were they not cold enough?

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@AquariusCasino is smoking permitted in your hotel area?

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@alisoneroman Thanks! I will try them again.

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

Our #Deebot just attacked the broom and dustpan. #Skynet #Sentient

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@AskPapaJohns I ordered a pizza tonight and it showed up 25 minutes late and not that warm.

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@AskPapaJohns I ordered my pizza an hour ago and it said it would take 32-42 minutes to arrive. What is a reasonable amount of time to wait?

[Carl Carlson @CarlChickens]

Using #FarmFresh eggs for #Santa's cookies? Probably not worth the money. https://t.co/VW6oVv8v61

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

Infographics! #biosecurity #backyardchickens

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@WXOW #live from the craft fair... You know #news.

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@WXOW Perhaps you could use this #WhitePaper to #WhiteBalance?

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@News19Heather Why is the shot of your on the news so red? It is not flattering. #WhiteBalance #LocalNews #America #WarmVideo

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@WXOW Why is the shot in your newsroom so red? #BadVideo #LocalNews #WhiteBalance

[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

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[A. Carl Carlson @ACarlMedia]

@videocopilot Very spicy pho. It will break about any cold. Good luck.