Apsara

Tart with a heart

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

Ok I've listened to World in Motion like 15 times and I'm back in the game, yanks be damned

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

Think I'm actually at sub-zero levels of excitement for the World Cup. Not out of ethical/political reasons, just cant hack how loud and obnoxious US sport culture is.

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

Memorising the John Barnes rap

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

@carlitosbee_ Doubling half time in the final so they can subject the world to a BTS x Madonna's mummified corpse performance was my final straw

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

What if prostitutes told you epic science facts

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

I don't know if the client I saw once in 2015 knew that I do a full listen-thru of In the Airplane Over the Sea once a month when he snuck a Neutral Milk Hotel reference into a roleplay, but I'd like him to know I still think of him (once a month, specifically)

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

I'm in the East Mids and not the Manchester end (is anyone in the Manchester end?) But we're firmly in top ten albums of all time territory here

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

Wembley-bound 🫡

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

My booking standards are a lofty "please read my profile/website and provide a time and booking length in your first message".

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

Sometimes I feel a bit bad for enforcing my booking standards so brutally, but it's *such* an effective filter. I'm so grateful that I actually like and get on with everyone I meet doing this.

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

It's fascinating (and maybe a woke-era hangover) that there are a sizeable number of people who feel like victory isn't enough alone, it has to be morally purer than anyone else's.

Your multi-billion-quid entity isn't virtuous, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the win.

[Rupak @Rup4kC]

Arsenal is the club of the people man, the minority, the immigrants, the culture, the ones who deserved it

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

https://t.co/7yOA14xCBc

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

Can't believe I'm rooting for a Chelsea win to spice things up

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

You'd be spitting feathers as a Hearts supporter wouldn't you

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

@carlitosbee_ Sakura lychee spritzes and rolling hills!!

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

I love trains I love M&S tins I love this beautiful country

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

is squirt pee or is it love

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

I get why we're not getting any more series of The Thick of It

[Apsara @ACelestialNymph]

There has to be a way I can load up this app and not be subjected to the half-baked opinions of 22 year old radical feminists