Amy

Casual satirist, author, scholar, poet. Novice gardener/cook, in #recovery. Bookish, #queer, nocturnal, misanthropic, #metal, #punk, #patriotic pluviophile.

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

Working on ideas for my #Trumpageddon #survival strategy. Sunscreen 500%SPF to keep me #white. #Trumpocracy #Trumpocalypse #DoomsdayPrepper

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

WE MUST BRING #MANUFACTURING BACK TO THE UNITED STATES! 🇺🇸

#corporatocracy
#BringBackJobs #AmericaNotChina #OutsourcingIsUnamerican #ChinaIsADictatorship#JustSayNOtoChina
🚫🇨🇳

How to avoid tech that has ties to the Chinese Communist Party https://t.co/mmevYXIKrP via @nypost

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

@gtconway3d #TrumpDerangementSyndrome

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

Are we going to throw some #papertowels at them?

#PuertoRico #HurricaneMaria
#Empathy #DonaldTrumpet #TrumpLand #TrumpBrain #TweeterInChief

[Real America's Voice (RAV) @RealAmVoice]

“We’re going to reverse every single crisis, calamity, and disaster that Joe Biden has created and bring safety, prosperity, and prestige back to America.” - President @realDonaldTrump

Watch Our Coverage Of President Trump’s SC Speech here: https://t.co/PF2AO7AwMc

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

@levarburton @Freeyourmindkid As a "white" woman I will say this is so horrible. There is no excuse for what my (likely) #ancestors did to yours.

Humans. We're all humans!! #Humans who are all the same inside & different on the outside.

There's simply no justification for #slavery of any kind, ever. Ever!

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

Awesome retort.

I’m unaware of the shower-room incident. Just the thought of Jackass Jerkoff #JimJordan hurts my brain. Fortunately I’ve more important and productive things to do. Like use my brain. And be thankful I have one. :)

[Steve F. @backyardsage]

@Jim_Jordan Sure, why should the government spend a dime studying those oceanic plankton that produce 50% of the air we breathe, or the salmon that make up a very large percentage of America's food supply, right?

Maybe you should stick to a topic you're an expert at: shower-room rape.

[Martin Roberts @bigtimeart]

@Jim_Jordan Maybe we wouldn’t have a debt crisis if MAGA Republicans like yourself hadn’t looted the U.S. Treasury of 6 billion dollars cash and gave it directly to the richest Americans in an unprecedented tax cut which even billionaire Warren Buffett said was completely unnecessary to do.

[Resister in GA 🟧 @ResisterInGA]

@Jim_Jordan Maybe we wouldn't have a debt crisis if you hadn't given your rich donors tax breaks that almost bankrupted the country. And maybe stop paying members of Congress that do not write any bills like yourself Gym. Pay YOUR bills

[Lara reads banned books in Florida📚🇺🇸 @MadeInTheUSANJ]

@Jim_Jordan Interesting you should say that, Jim, as Donald Trump is responsible for 1/4 of our nations debt in just the four years he was president.

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

Brilliant. Why have I never heard this before?

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

I've a few comments and no time to post them lol.

#walmart #muslims #boots #wtf

[CAIR National @CAIRNational]

We thank @Walmart for dropping an online listing for oddly/poorly named "KKK" boots after we brought this to their attention earlier today.

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

Which #Americans?
The ones who only quote the #SecondAmendment and a portion of the First?

Those of us who #LoveOurConstitution also cherish the others.

I'm an #American, born and raised. My #workingclass #WHITE family has been left behind since my ancestors were #immigrants.

[Republicans @Republicans]

Joe Biden is leaving Americans behind.

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

@GOP Which #Americans?
The ones who only quote the #SecondAmendment and a portion of the First?

Those of us who #LoveOurConstitution also cherish the others.

I'm an #American, born and raised. My #workingclass #WHITE family has been left behind since my ancestors were #immigrants.

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

@jim_jordan @GOP @JoeBiden

Um, you just described every presidential term in my lifetime.

I was born during the reign of #RichardNixon.

#TrickyDick #SlickWillie #PeanutFarmer #SaintReagan #OBummer #BushTheFirst #Dubya #BushTheSecond #MrNiceGuy
#jimjordan #pointlessbluster

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

-Inflation crisis.
-Border crisis.
-Debt crisis.
-Bad energy policy.
-Bad education policy.
-Foreign policy disasters.
-Military not hitting recruiting numbers.
-Government weaponized against political opponents.

All in two years under @JoeBiden’s watch.

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

@GOP Hold your own accountable as well.

Famous #punkrock quote:
"No One Is Innocent."

#sexpistols #GOP #hypocrisy #whopolicesthepolice #congress #uselessrhetoric

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

Family pets! #lol I love it!

This is epic!!
But where are the police lol

Or did I miss that part?

Good on you, father and doggies 👍👍

#poachthepedophiles

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man arranges a meeting with a 12 year old girl online… On arrival, he is greeted by the girls father and family pets. https://t.co/3WczRTvUyL

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

Roflmao @CSB_22
#SarcasmRules #ElonMusk

Um, so this is kind of scary.
Poked around a bit; seems #VerizonOutage started a few days ago & has spread further out & still ongoing. Much of the nation has no #VerizonService.
#Verizon won't admit anything.

#mobilenetwork #noservice

[Christopher Bowers @CSB_22]

@elonmusk can you buy Verizon & then fire all them & Straight Talk employees & then get some people that can actually comprehend when trying to report a cell phone outage, since they clearly have no real means on how to report one unless you contact them thru a landline phone.

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

@tomabernathy @MikeOkuda Thank you for sharing this, @tomabernathy

I'm totally going to research this because it sounds fascinating! Also useful lol

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

lmaooooo!!

#funnyshit #sadbuttrue #thankheavensforsarcasm

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

@VictrolaDepot @MikeOkuda lmfaooooo!!! 👍

#funnystuff !! #sadbuttrue

[Amy @AChickNamedAmy]

@TheAndyStumpf @MikeOkuda As the saying goes,
Dont give a handout; give a hand up". 👍