𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑

⊰♔⊱ Of course not. How could I let my beloved horse face such a terrible road?

[𝕱𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗟 sᴛᴏᴋᴇs @TheFormerPriest]

-- unconsciousness. It was one thing to threaten to take the supplies from them, but no one - no one threatens to take Rick Grimes. That's why he has to make sure that theft doesn't come to be. And this is the way to do it. Someone will get framed and Satan will be watching.

[𝕱𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗟 sᴛᴏᴋᴇs @TheFormerPriest]

Gabriel looked Jadis dead in the eye. He saw that she meant it, all of it. That left Satan no choice, there was only one thing he could do. So he wobbled further into the The Heaps and plopped his ass on the ground, laying in the star position as he shut his eyes, feigning --

[𝕱𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗟 sᴛᴏᴋᴇs @TheFormerPriest]

Three weeks later, Gabriel was found unconscious in The Heaps. He's been there an awfully long time. So long apparently, he mustn't have even attended those meetings. That is concerning.

[𝕱𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗟 sᴛᴏᴋᴇs @TheFormerPriest]

Satan was ugly the whole time, who woulda known?

[𝕱𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗟 sᴛᴏᴋᴇs @TheFormerPriest]

“I'm the devil, I'm like Satan up in the clouds. I know it sounds awkward. I'm filthy as charged. You're a sweet talker, but whatcha gonna say now? The midnight marauders. The higher never come down. You can't take me anywhere, anywhere. You can't take me anywhere, anywhere. --

[𝕱𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗟 sᴛᴏᴋᴇs @TheFormerPriest]

"My favorite thing on Twitter has got to be the mute button. Every once and a while I look back seeing people scream into the void with rage."

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

It was good to see that Negan has returned from his absence.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Not Eugene Porter, that's who.

They must get Negan back. Everything depends on it. They can't be the only remaining survivors, yet he heard Father Gabriel and Dr. Carson have also recently disappeared.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Yes. They did.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

What has this come to?

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

- dumbass Simon, there would be no dumbass idiot Negan to then make T.D.I, the Triple Dumbass Idiots.

This is a matter that must be resolved or Eugene will also cease to exist as a functioning human being.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Eugene watched Dwight retreat before he looked around outdoors. He may just have to sound the alarms again. An intruder trespassed on Sanctuary property and endangered the existence of two men. The one by proxy, but it was still very serious. Without idiot Dwight and -

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

- Negan at once." He suggested. If there's still no sign of him in a few days, he's uncertain what will happen.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

He hummed in thought as his arms hung lifelessly at his sides. That was concerning, indeed. To imagine that Negan could've been kidnapped right outside the Sanctuary, with Simon and Dwight in his presence, is quite frightening. He thought it impossible, even. "We must find -

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Just like that, Eugene came over. He gave a quick glance around to make sure that his former travelling companions weren't coming for him next. "Dwight." He addressed stoically. He was certain he required his assistance in finding Negan.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Eugene Porter’s thirteen. No questions asked. That was his definite age. And he was female.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Eugene felt the need to inform everyone that there was something from Negan that he should be looking at.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Eugene’s beloved Rosita was very well loved, she received blown kisses from strangers. She was just very beloved.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

The secret of making good food was in the pink apron and that was why Eugene praised Negan’s Christmas Pudding. It ranked a close second for his love, first place would always belong to his beloved Rosita.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

- secretly loved him as though he was his actual former travelling companion.

[𝐄𝐔𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 @AChiefEngineer]

Many people around were only five years old, it was very few that weren't. Negan was among the five year olds, that was true. Eugene was not though, he was older than most of the other children. Plus, the Sanctuary had the advantage of having their very own Satan now and Eugene -