“Chet, this is your lawyer, they’re telling me all you have to do is just…just drop the accent, man. They’ll send you home. Just use your normal voice”
Chet, teeth clenched, fighting tears: Buh…*sniffles*…bomboclat…mi nuh kno…mi nuH kno wah youre chattin bout
What would happen if:
Super Mario ate a real mushroom?
Well, this dude dressed up like Mario.
Ate a ton of mushrooms and then
Went to Universal Studios 😅