Ngozi

No, Patrick... The lid!

[Ngozi @ACleverAt_]

I accidentally called it "Twitter" during a meeting and they took my kneecaps. They said my elbows are next. #They repossessing my joints dawg

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

We're rolling out a small tweak to boost visibility of your posts to your mutuals (people who you follow back).

We noticed this data was missing from the algo and it made your friends appear less in your replies. This resulted in the reply section feeling more like a battleground with people you don't recognize.

This should also help clusters form around interests more easily, which many people have asked for.

[olive pit @livvmeow]

New gaming chair made from a honda odyssey 2nd row captain chair. Fully reclines btw

[Benji Taylor @benjitaylor]

I am hiring staff-level product designers, motion designers, and design engineers to come and work with me on @X and @SpaceXAI. You'll do the best and most meaningful work of your career. Must be in Palo Alto or willing to relocate – no exceptions. DMs open!

[a 🫐 @arhamshaikhh]

There should be an anti linkedin app where everyone posts their L’s and we congratulate them for it

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

@MrBeast For the love of God, make a single piece of content without financial bait

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

I mean this seriously. The World Cup should be every year. Every other year at the latest. I love all the people of the world and like seeing them happy.

[Ngozi @ACleverAt_]

Had to unlock my screen just to see Rachel's face 💀💀

[Ngozi @ACleverAt_]

Listening to this morning's Higher Learning as I work and I am begging y'all to go just one minute in and listen to Van Lathan's "New York accent" 😭
https://t.co/JLEBAanYU5

[Ngozi @ACleverAt_]

Yeah, go ahead and empty the contents of the cash register into the customer's car. Save everyone the attorney fees, time, and phonecalls. This is so nuts 😭

[Ngozi @ACleverAt_]

LMFAOOOOOOOO??????
https://t.co/oDegM6IxWO

[Boozy Brain, Esq 🍉 @Rjudicata]

Me on Fridays

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

did a HE-MAN and SUPERGIRL double feature today

[Ngozi @ACleverAt_]

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[KFC @kfc]

happy father’s day to our dad

[Saeko Snow @TheSaekoSNOW]

Working at GameStop in the 2000’s

[Ngozi @ACleverAt_]

@idrawrobots @nikitabier He addressed that a few days ago!
https://t.co/jxYl3iwmnp

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

@McDonaldsXBT Not in our control. Tenor went out of business last week and we were forced to migrate.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

I keep texting my dad for Father’s Day but he is not answering anything. Weird.