Chad GollerSojourner

Creator of “A Colored Sissy’s Guide to Understanding Everything Except: Algebra” & “Sitting in Circles with Rich White Girls: Memoirs of a Bulimic Black Boy”

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#AdviceForBackToSchool #collegeadvice #CollegeAdmissions #collegeapp @TaftSchool @loomischaffee @PhillipsExeter @phillipsacademy @ILPreps

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@TMZ Didn’t Pink write a song about Bush?

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@SuppressedNws1 This is not the full video

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@LeadingReport Does that means Trump is sending the Africans back where they can from

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@ZeekArkham @WallStreetApes If there is that much overtime available it means they should hire another cop. If they ever was a job where your ot should not be higher than your base it is the police. Based on these numbers he works 60 hours a week 52 weeks a year.

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@WallStreetApes A few years ago I did a deep dive into Seattle police officers. We had several making over $300,000. Our base is around $105,000

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@deancain Weren’t you in the Broken Hearts Club?

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@Marriott given you robo call me 3 times a day (not joking). I have decided to take you up on that free stay. I await your response.

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@DollarTree online is a scam. The stuff is cool. Too bad when you go to checkout they hit you with a huge “shipping” charge. Mine was $60 for a $125 order. This is separate for delivery. You'd think this is something a non shady company would put front.

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Cancer should receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom #RushLimbaughIsDead

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Love how all his tributes fail to mention his radio segment “AIDS Update” where he mocked and celebrated AIDS-related deaths. While playing “I’ll Never Love This Way Again." #RushLimbaughIsOverParty #RushLimbaughIsDead #RUSHfinallyWENTtoHELL #RushLimbaugh

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@nun_y0 @Ashli_Babbitt @AngelWarrior321 Giggle Giggle

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@king5 keeps saying “There was no property damage.” Followed by Trump supports broke through the gates protecting the governor’s mansion.

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@BISSELLclean what is your strongest cleaner for a petless home.

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Jesus be a fence, a fortress, and a ring of fire. if I wasn’t two classes away from baptism. I’d snatch Trevor Noah up like the rapture. @Trevornoah
@TheDailyShow

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Two nights ago I orders 800 tulips and 400 crocuses for my 9x5 patio. #ambien #zolpidem

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@robyn_really @slcpd What article did you read? Nowhere does it say he ran or didn't follow directions.

“Get on the ground, or you’re gonna get bit,” “As Ryans began kneeling, Pearce kicked down his left leg and ordered the dog to sink his teeth into his flesh.”

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Shout out to everyone whose periods were regulated not by science, but by what was happening in P.E. class. I ain't mad at you. Game recognizes game. #PEFAIL

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@chrissyteigen Shout out to every kid who didn’t believe in God and still found themselves praying for rain on mile run day. #PEFAIL

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Shout out to everyone who after years of therapy realized all your issues stem from an inability to climb a rope while 30 classmates stood around watching. I see you. #PEFAIL

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@BofA_Help closed my account dropping my credit score by 80 points. The account was in no way delinquent.