A Comical Badass

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[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

I'm staring at my closet full of clothes,

but i have nothing to wear.

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

Bored? Of Course You Are! That's Because You're Not Following @MyFunnyQuote Follow Him NOW Or Stay Forever Bored!!

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

When I was a kid I used to pretend wafer sticks were cigarettes... I was just that badass.

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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

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At least gravity is attracted to me...

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Fall/Winter Must Haves! - https://t.co/ElA7OPp2O3

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Deadly Fashion Sins - https://t.co/XUheKRlO40

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Retweet if you remember going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball?

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

Move a desk into an elevator. When people get on, ask if they have an appointment.

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Slide to the left <(0_0<).. Slide to the right (>0_0)>..Criss-Cross (>0_0<) <(0_0)> ..Cha-cha real smoothhhhh (^-_->)

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind ...

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

Dear computer, If I knit you a sweater, will you stop freezing?

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

Dear Voldemort, you know magic. Why don't you give yourself a nose?

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You quote Wiz Khalifa in every status, huh? I bet you two are so similar.

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Adding "and shit" to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit....

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

I use my phone as a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit.

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

I don't care how loud I'm laughing, I'm having fun and you're not.

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

Those nights where music is your only friend.

[A Comical Badass @AComicalBadass]

*24 minutes of battery left* ME: "That's enough time to finish." *6 minutes later, laptop!! shuts down* ME: "Fuck you! You lied to me!"

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Facebook should have a "WOW, that's the dumbest fucking thing I have even heard! You should be punched in the throat..." Button.