Cookie

[Barkby United CC @BarkbyUnitedCC]

🚨 MILESTONES 🚨

Over the past couple of weeks a number of BUCC milestones have been surpassed by…

@ACookie1990 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ wickets
@Touch_Wood95 7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ runs
@JackJono__ 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ runs
@ragitsquare 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ wickets

Massive congratulations to all and here’s to plenty more 🙏🏻

[Barkby United CC @BarkbyUnitedCC]

Just another manic Monday ❄️💦

[Cookie @ACookie1990]

@CallumS1234 @BarkbyUnitedCC Head looks a bit smaller than usual

[Cookie @ACookie1990]

@nicholas_hogg @ragitsquare @BarkbyUnitedCC @Hollis_ben It might have to make a comeback 😂

[Cookie @ACookie1990]

@Touch_Wood95 @sportbible Embarrassing isn’t it 😂. How people can rate him on the same levels of Pep, Fergie and Wenger baffles me

[george @StokeyyG2]

Luke Humphries celebrating the world championship

[' @TheShowtimeReds]

JUST RETWEET. @ManUtd

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Prepare to have the biggest smile ever...

🥳 Derek arrived 1 year ago today. We gave him his first ever birthday party

🎟️ We have him his official printed golden ticket. His lifetime pass

🎂 He got cake and all his human and dog friends came over

[Ryan Silva 🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @RSilvaMUFC]

🚨 RANT ABOUT #MUFC 🚨

I just scrolled through twitter quietly for a bit, processing what is happening and seeing some emotional (and wild) tweets out here.

If we sack ETH, it's over guys. We've given up as a club. Seriously. I'm not being dramatic. We accept our fate as an average club.

We went through:
-Fergies personal recommendation.
-Internationally Known Dutch Coach.
-One of the greatest and most successful coaches itw.
-A Football Director.
-A Club Legend.
-A strict manager upcoming manager.

These players have to take responsibility for their performance. Dalot, Onana and Rashford all had significant individual errors that should have never happened.

The squad played well, pressured Galatasaray for a while, score then instantly relax and concede. With the sending off, the players gave up.

Bruno and Rashy might be great players, but they can't save a football club in their own. Same with some of the others.

I've said it before, you can spend £1000 on the finest fish you can find, but you drop it in a filthy unkempt tank with already dying fish, that new fish will eventually slow down, and die too.

We get a new manager, we get new players, temporarily get new energy. That will slowly be infected by the energy of our club.

Serial losers, a dying club, with roaches from the top (owners) to the bottom (our fanbase, sorry). It's fully dysfunctional.

The only way back, is a full restart. From the top. We tried replacing players, managers, directors, medics, coaches, painting the stadium, engaging with fans, blablabla.

Until those owners get out. Nothing will ever change.

Call for ETH's head, blame him and say "the owners aren't the ones coaching the players in the pitch". But everything, I mean, everything is rotten in this club, including it's fanbase atm...

Rant over. 🎤 ⬇️

@ManUtd #ManchesterUnited #MUFC #ManUtd

[Barkby United CC @BarkbyUnitedCC]

Amazing day all round in the annual 6 a side day. A record TEN teams competed for the Eric Flowers trophy 🏆…and this years winners are the Crocs 🐊 👏🏼. Winning a bowl off (in the dark) in the final vs runners up the ‘Lads & Dads’ - more photos to follow!

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

If LFC sign Caicedo for £110 million, that means Klopp will have signed the most expensive PL player of all time, the 4th most expensive defender of all time and the second most expensive GK of all time.

Working miracles on an absolute shoestring.

[Barkby United CC @BarkbyUnitedCC]

Any help at all would be greatly appreciated #OneClub #UTB 🖤❤️💛 https://t.co/cAPEeAABbE

[Barkby United CC @BarkbyUnitedCC]

Great win for the 1s at Houghton.👏🏼

Great knocks from @IanKirk89 68, Wappo 55* 💣 and @OllieHu10287378 39 helped us to set 254-8

A crucial spell from @ACookie1990 (3-33) broke the back of the reply and left it to the burgler @steveflowers_ to pick up a 4fer! 🤦🏻‍♂️ Win by 53 runs!

[Louie 🇱🇧 @UTD_Louie]

Didn’t need to break 115 charges to win it

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Man City winning the Champions League is such a fairytale. Amazing what can be achieved with £2 billion, a manager with an offshore account, a suspended 2-year ban from European competition and 115 charges of financial irregularity!

[Cookie @ACookie1990]

Cheers lads 👍🏻👊🏻, imagine how many it would be if people could catch 👀 👀

[Barkby United CC @BarkbyUnitedCC]

🚨 CLUB MILESTONE 🚨

Congratulations to Adam Cookson (@ACookie1990) who last week passed a mammoth 300 wickets for the club in all competitions 👏🏼 ☝🏻

Wickets: 302
Average: 23.02
Best figures: 5-16

Here’s to many more Cookie 🍪!!!

[Cookie @ACookie1990]

@BarkbyUnitedCC @charlieloftus_ @Hollis_ben @jon_hartwell Never a run there, don’t know what @jon_hartwell was thinking

[Morgan @utdscope]

Marcus Rashford at the World Cup:

Iran ~ came off the bench & scored.

USA ~ got 12 minutes despite us being dreadful.

Wales ~ started & scored TWICE.

Senegal ~ BENCHED & got 25 minutes.

France ~ got FIVE MINUTES.

He owes you nothing Gareth.

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

Oh this is just brilliant. https://t.co/9qbIM0QGoD

[Cookie @ACookie1990]

@ReeveTom Yellow at best, played the ball and pulled out in time