Allison ✌️

You’re a daisy if you do.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

If The Titanic Sank Today:

[Allison ✌️ @ACools_]

One of the best things about Harry Potter is that it’s named Diagon Alley and it you say diagonally it sends you to the wrong place.

[Allison ✌️ @ACools_]

To each their own, be whatever you want to be, wear w/e you want go by whatever name you want, but STOP taking away things women worked so hard for and stomping all over our opportunity. You wanna be a women so bad? Leave your misogyny at the door when you come into our space.

[Unbased🧛🏿 @unbasedsavage]

Damn I feel bad but this shit funny 😭

[toxic king @toxicking]

Calling my phone yelling like I won’t hang up on you is insane

[Allison ✌️ @ACools_]

My boyfriend said my dog looked old in her eyes today and I’m not okay 😭😭

[val🌷 @xovalerie_]

i have no interest in anyone but him.

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

We are grown. It’s ok to not talk to your friends everyday.

[gabs ꕥ @littlebluebabi]

i hope karma hits you with a truck bitch

[Degraciá 🍉 @xohhhh_]

Being taxed to death with no dependents?

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i be like idc then throw up from anxiety

[Bishop’s Choice @Tonyhouston111]

I went on a date and the girl was like “all I eat is steak and shrimp” so she’s looking through the menu, asking where’s the steak at??? She didn’t know Ribeye was steak, she’s literally looking for the word “steak” but “all she eat is steak and shrimp” yeah right 🤡🤡🤡

[Allison ✌️ @ACools_]

He deserves this. DO YOU BOO BOO.

[Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL]

This is disgusting. There are children watching who look up to him.

[Allison ✌️ @ACools_]

So there’s this guy that’s got a bunch of followers because he married his doll and his doll is “pregnant” with their third child. Why are we not concerned that this man has fucking issues for saying he got his doll pregnant? Wtf is this world anymore. Ya’ll are insane.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Them BBLS ain’t better than them gym built booties. I said what I said

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

how tf do an ID expire? i’m still the same mf

[Allison ✌️ @ACools_]

Life gets busy.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

relationships have ups and downs, cheating is not one of them

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

“i’ll tell you later”

tell me now or ima throw up