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[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Not a single person has wowed me tonight #DWTS

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Would love to know the final scores with fan votes included 👀 #DWTS

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

WELLS. #BachelorInParadise

[Tay-Laur @taylaur121]

You’re telling me Phaedra was as good as Stephen and Jenn?? #DWTS

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Wait I was even less prepared for the kid videos 🥲 #TheGoldenBachelorette

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

I wasn’t emotionally ready for these intros #TheGoldenBachelorette

[Shelby @Shelby_Delaine]

Bachelor producers/cameramen filming all of these backstories

#GoldenBachelorette #TheGoldenBachelorette

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

We FINALLY get a gold ring 😮‍💨 #TheBachelorette

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Hear me out. Would they really bring Neil Diamond if they weren’t going to show off one of his rings 👀 #thebachelorette

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Jesse rn #TheBachelorette

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Hakeem in the middle of the Mormon wives?! The devil works hard but the producers work harder

#TheBachelorette

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Someone explain to me how we are still not seeing gold rings for people who are clearly gold girlies #TheBachelor

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Why are we watching Jenn right now #thebachelor

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

All I can think about every time he announces final rose #thebachelor

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

If Amazon could get rid of the baby crying commercials that would be great 😅

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Blake, WHAT were those crazy eyes 😳 #BachelorInParadise

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

April’s out here playing chess while they’re all playing checkers

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Olivia still being bitter after her 30 seconds with Will #BachelorInParadise

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Will never ever buy @SherwinWilliams paint again 😭 3 coats and still not covered.

[Couch Tomato @ACouchTomato]

Kaity even got high tide #TheBachelor